I'm so tired, but I'm afraid when I go to sleep, the leprechaun i my closet will eat my toes!
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I'm so tired, but I'm afraid when I go to sleep, the leprechaun i my closet will eat my toes!
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What the hell is wrong with me???
I suffered from the name affliction (thankfully I am cured). To counter, you need to do the following...
1) Cover your toes in spinich brulé (leprechaun's don't like it - neither does anyone else)
2) Evict the leprechaun
3) If required, move house. If he follows you, move to step 4
4) Take out a restraining order against said leprechaun. If breaks restraining order move to step 5
5) Shoot the bastard.
And no, leprechaun's do not have equal rights
Did it eat your toes?Quote:
Originally posted by crptcblade
I'm so tired, but I'm afraid when I go to sleep, the leprechaun i my closet will eat my toes!
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you don't HAVE any toes, so you don't need to worryQuote:
Originally posted by crptcblade
What the hell is wrong with me???
A bridge troll got to them before the leprechaun, so all is well.
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Barring the returns on the forensics test, SVU indicates crptcblade seems to know what he's talking about. However, that now makes crpt the major suspect in the leprechaunicide!
But, I digress, and time is of the essence. Where there's one, theres many! WATCH OUT! I'm afraid Mega is now a mini muffin!
The evidence is outstanding! He's been Leprachauncized!
Any expert worth their sheleligh knows the easiest way to get rid of anyone Irish, is to drink all the beer/whiskey!
The fact is, He wants to lull you to complacency, then he's going to take it all!!!
HE"S ONE OF THEM!!
OHHH NOOO!!!
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