I'm a Giant Squid and I live inside Bruce Forsythe.
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I'm a Giant Squid and I live inside Bruce Forsythe.
Is this real life? Is this b*ll*cks cause in reality you werent there man when my legs landed just beyond the baseline of the tennis court at wimbledon where the wombles promptly came and cleaned them up and used them as masts on the rafts they had built to get great uncle bulgaria out of the country as the flying squad were on his case for peddling crack to the teletubby fanclub east ealing division. I managed to get them back and now the furry little ****es are used as slippers to keep the feet warm of the american prisoners of war who are still trapped in that living hell known as nebraska where men are men and the grizzly bears wear lipstick to hide the bruises forced upon them by mutant monkeys (knew they would be in there
somewhere!!) who used to slap them around for nicking picnic baskets and throwing them in the grand canyon in such great nubers that it is now a mountain range and not a massive gorge in the earth but rivalling everest for the leading seller of double glazing in the uk.
I am an Alcoholic Squirrel who has just popped out of the Giant Squids house (Bruce Forcyth... Nice to see you...) to get some more beers so we can sit back and watch the siberian special of the Jerry Springer show, aptly titled "You slept with the Siberian Tiger and I don't love you any more *****!".
Im a Pyshco Pink Flying Monkey, Twisted Pyshco Pink Flying Monkey!
I hitch a ride on the Twisted Psycho Pink Flying Monkey to get the the great Banana Bus called Alan, to buy some BUD to take back in time for the siberian special of the Jerry Springer Show..... with the siberian tiger as the special guest!Quote:
Originally posted by chenko
Im a Pyshco Pink Flying Monkey, Twisted Pyshco Pink Flying Monkey!
Laughing at the blue will never satisfy those who think the trees can't kiss...Four and a half thousand sandwiches to the sports ship and a stuffed olive.
Splatty peddlebins
Twisted Psycho Pink Flying Monkey Eats the siberian tiger thru its naval cavities and become the star guest
I the Alcoholic Squirrel become ruler of Bruce Forcyth house. Invites everyone around to watch the siberian special of the Jerry Springer show with the special guest of the Twisted Psycho Pink Flying Monkey on the show entitled.. "I ate a Siberian Tiger though my naval Cavities and I am having Bruce Forcyth's love child the revenge 2".
I the Alcoholic Squirrel serves BUD to all in trade of their Noses to keep as part of my growing nasal collection of nasal hair and lint!
The Alcoholic Squirrel becomes obbessed with jerry and starts to make love with his ear.
I the Alcoholic Squirrel makes love to Jerry Springers ear then his ear gives birth to 1000 Squids with big Gums and one has very big teeth!Quote:
Originally posted by chenko
The Alcoholic Squirrel becomes obbessed with jerry and starts to make love with his ear.
They all go back to Bruce Forcyth and set up home with the Giant Squid... Jerry Springer dies in the birth and I the Alcoholic Squirrel goes off to drink another BUD! :D
The Psyhco Pink Flying Monkey steals then Alcoholic Squirrels drink and starts pissin' in the canQuote:
Originally posted by chrismitchell
They all go back to Bruce Forcyth and set up home with the Giant Squid... Jerry Springer dies in the birth and I the Alcoholic Squirrel goes off to drink another BUD! :D
I the Alcoholic Squirrel, Pisses into another can and starts to drink because my piss is alcohol and smells like freshly cut watermellon on a bed of grass with Fairy Liquid!
The physco pink flyinig monkey washes off the pink later and turns radioactive green and grows watermellons in his earsQuote:
Originally posted by chrismitchell
I the Alcoholic Squirrel, Pisses into another can and starts to drink because my piss is alcohol and smells like freshly cut watermellon on a bed of grass with Fairy Liquid!
I the Alcoholic Squirrel takes one of the Radioactive Watermellons, puts alcohol into it and eats it.. Picks more of the Radioactive watermellons and sells them to passing space widgets in their giant flying bellybuttons!Quote:
Originally posted by chenko
The physco pink flyinig monkey washes off the pink later and turns radioactive green and grows watermellons in his ears
the physco flying pink monkey gets mad and eats everyone who has his melons, then gives them to Anoop to sell for him:D but hes in trouble as the melons have caught FMD
I as the Lord of the flying space widgets, decides that the water mellons are not for the widgets ans decide to transform them into flying platapus bills and hurl them down to the forrest of endless wibbles. THe wibbles enjot these and decide to invite I the lord for a cup of squashed rats head.
I the Alcoholic Squirrel, helps the forrest wibbles and takes them all out for a bud and a nice meal of chips and spam with a side order of sideboards.... The flying space widgets are invited to tea on the giant purple hippo.
I as lord of the flying widgets, remebers that the widgets had a falling out with the hippo and procedes to knock seven shades of Luminous turquoise out of it and hurls it to the far regions of fizzie bunghole
I the Alcoholic Squirrel, who is too pissed to care what happened to the hippo continues to drink of the BUD and offer one to the flying widgets then, I the Alcoholic Squirrel takes off in my magic nostril powered by the farts of 1000 wibbles..... Takes off to the green green arse of the pink worrel thompsons!
I as lord of widgets, is greatly unhappy that the Alcoholic Squirrel is using the farts of his new found friends. So He fly's after the squirrel, and becuase of the bellybuttond superior flying power, quickly gains on nostril and procedes to fire the ray of belly fluff at the nostril, thus blocking it and stopping it dead.
I the Alcoholic Squirrel doesn't hurt the forest wibbles in the fart power of my nostril.... I the Alcoholic Squirrel lands the nostril in the green green fields of the pink worrell thompsons and is greeted by the high worrell who greets I the Alcoholic Squirrel with a BUD and invites the Lord of the Widgets and I the Alcoholic Squirrel to a game of snozchess!
I as lord of the Widgets appolagies to the the suirrel for his oversight and gracioulsly accepts his Bud and game of snozchess. But be warned, tis a well know fact that the Lord of the widgets plays snozchess like the grand master swadwurpper used to.
The Physco RadioActive Green Flying Monkey flys away to breed with some other leaves, but remembers it can fly, so takes the 752 bus.....
I the Alcoholic Squirrel happily plays among the pink worrell thomsons until he decides its time to go.... He looks up to the moon that smiles back to him! Everything is fine with the world and everyone is made of cheese.... So saying goodbye to the high worrel and invites the Lord of the Widget to adventure in the purple Mushroom.... for the grand master swadwurpper who could teach us more about snozchess! And possibly the secret to life the moon and small buttocks!
I am the spinning plant, I drank all the bud.
I the Alcoholic Squirrel invites the Spinning plant in the journey towards Wubble-u!
The radioactive green flying monkey with a BLUE tail eats the Wubble-u! and then realizes he ate the Spinning plant.......opppppppssss!!!