Excision of the rectum!!!! :eek2:
Wish me luck. :wave:
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Excision of the rectum!!!! :eek2:
Wish me luck. :wave:
But then who will be advising me on folding chairs on Wednesday?
luck!Quote:
Originally Posted by visualAd
What happens to your avatar after that? :afrog:
Perhaps this would be more apt...
http://www.swapmeetdave.com/Humor/FartFire.jpg
Sid
I am sure that's what it will feel like for a few weeks :D
Yipes! I had double-bypass surgery in 2009. I think I had the easier one!
-Max :D
I'd lay off the curries for a bit if I were you.
Seriously, thouigh, I don't envy you. Good luck and a swift recovery.
I've heard of the expression "busting your arse" but this is a bit over the top don't you think?
Best of luck mate.
I think the doctor's trying to poison you. He's giving you arse nick.
:eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by FunkyDexter
Gender re-assignment is not meant to be easy.Quote:
Originally Posted by penagate
ok i'll go along with that just for point of conversation, but as far as i know, there isn't any difference in the rectum of the sexes!Quote:
Originally Posted by visualAd
This is going to change our relationship forever.
Ah well. Turn and turn about.Quote:
Originally Posted by wossname
Good luck with your ass-removal surgery today!
Good luck with your surgery!
Good luck :thumb:
How did the surgery go? Did wossname survive the excision?
i survived. Sitting down is somewhat uncomfortable with a sewn up butt. But not as bad as the catheter which thy just removed.
Okay, maybe a bit too much detail, but I really am living the dream. :D
What dream would THAT be?!?!?
the rectal face-lift he just had. It looks 20 years younger now.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shaggy Hiker
No more of those soap moments in prison now.
The more I see in this thread the less I understand it. I believe that to be a good thing.
Me too :thumb:Quote:
Originally Posted by Shaggy Hiker
I gave up trying to understand my health a long time ago. I just enjoy the ride now.
Dosed up on pain killers and becoming more mobile. On a good note I get a few weeks off work. :D
and avoid getting kicked in the back side...
I am off the pain killers now and replaced them with alcohol. I am becoming mobile enough to wan to do more than I should.
Too wan to do more than you should?
You may consider it beyond the pale, but we really shouldn't tell you to lighten up.
Yeah, that Wossectomy can be tough.
Don't do too much, or you'll end up rect....
There's a joke about a "large organ" being removed but I think it's probably a tad rude.Quote:
Originally Posted by baja_yu
Liver? Brain?
Pipe? Electric?
I don't think alcohol enemas are good for youQuote:
Originally Posted by visualAd