Segwaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy

http://www.theinquirer.net/inquirer/...f-drives-cliff

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Segway is a terrible invention/design.

A motor scooter is much safer, more reliable, faster and more comfortable, than standing on a self-balancing two wheeler.

I stopped reading after "According to a report in the Daily Mail,"

The worst thing about that guy's tragic demise is that he would have looked like a dork all the way down. He was probably listening to the Ting Tings on his iPhone 4 as well.

At first I read it as the inventor died from his own invention. But then I realised the person who died was the one who bought the company.

So, so disappointing. Is it bad that I wanted someone killed this badly just for laughs? I know, I'll go to hell.

He deserved it. I know kregg will go to hell because of what I said (as I don't believe in it), but I just had to say it.

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Originally Posted by baja_yu

He deserved it. I know kregg will go to hell because of what I said (as I don't believe in it), but I just had to say it.

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I don't believe in it either, but I didn't want to spoil the joke. :mad:

Ah well. At least I won't have to pay for any heating bills ;)

That ting ting's chick is hot, I saw her on a kid's program banging a drum.

I had to google "Ting Ting"

"he liked it so much, he bought the company"
this design doesn't make you look like a douche.

http://www.liquida.com/video/a4e7532...military-show/

Someone said it would be worth buying one just to make seguay owners pee themselves.

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He was probably listening to the Ting Tings on his iPhone 4 as well.

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"Shut up and let me segway... hey!"

Mr. Orwell, that is one neat machine. Would you by chance know what the cost to purchase one of those is? and where I might be able to buy one? I could probably just use that to go to work, even in 2ft of snow

That military version is pretty good, you could get it to fetch beer from the fridge remotely.

optional machine gun mount. Seriously.

The link i posted above has all the relevant info. I don't think it's for sale yet though.

A lager mortar perhaps.

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The worst thing about that guy's tragic demise is that he would have looked like a dork all the way down. He was probably listening to the Ting Tings on his iPhone 4 as well.

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But on the brighter side, he probably died a green death. You know, instead of driving an automobile into the river, thereby polluting the river with the remaining fuel, oil, metal and plastic debris and so on...

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Originally Posted by abhijit

I stopped reading after "According to a report in the Daily Mail,"

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LOL me 2

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Originally Posted by honeybee

But on the brighter side, he probably died a green death. You know, instead of driving an automobile into the river, thereby polluting the river with the remaining fuel, oil, metal and plastic debris and so on...

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I KNEW there was a happy ending! Nice one.

What about the acid from the batteries?

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Originally Posted by baja_yu

What about the acid from the batteries?

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Ah, good point. But it would still be much less than the acid from a car battery.

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