(and I don't mean to say he's pleasant company)
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(and I don't mean to say he's pleasant company)
I don't belive you.
You are just trying to put the wind up him aren't you.
Oh Gosh! you are in love with him :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by zaza
I suggest you go see a vet.
He does see a vet. Me.
Who vetted you?
A vet...
mendhak has not had his injections yet.
Mendhak - a friend to those with no sense of smell.
mendhak - just when you think it couldn't get any worse
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Originally Posted by wossname
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Originally Posted by zaza
Ah! you three make a nice PAIR.... :ehh:Quote:
Originally Posted by mendhak
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You had a minor mistake in that image.
:lol:
So this one time I was sitting in a bar-restaurant and then I really needed to fart but I couldn't because it was so crowded and I was feeling really lazy.
But there was really loud music playing so I thought, I could do this if I time it perfectly. So I farted in proper sync each time there was a loud part in the music and I was really proud of myself but then I saw that everyone in the restaurant was staring at me. And then I realized OMG I have my MP3 player on!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
It wasn't the violent methane expulsion that was the problem though. mendhak is notoriously silent but deadly. It was the fact that he stood up and cheered after each one.
No Wonder the bar-restaurant owner had not choice but to put this sign up...