Is it just me or do you also notice all those new threads like:
I have to do xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx, and because I have no brain I copy and paste this one in order to make you do my homework.
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Is it just me or do you also notice all those new threads like:
I have to do xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx, and because I have no brain I copy and paste this one in order to make you do my homework.
I have no brains too. But have no homework.
"new" ???? "new" ???? you've been a member since '00... and you think it's a new trend? Pfffft! Been going on for years... and will continue to do so. What you're seeing is the spike that happens every once in a while as terms come to a close and people realize they haven't been paying attention or have been goffing off and are in a panic because coursework isn't done. Fortunately, more often than not, these threads are fairly obvious to spot and tend to be dealt with accordingly. (and not always to the poster's liking).
-tg
Yawn!
You woke me up for this? :afrog:
Of Course, we all notice it. It has been happening and will keep on happening. Like tg mentioned...
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these threads are fairly obvious to spot and tend to be dealt with accordingly. (and not always to the poster's liking).
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There has definitely been a surge recently, but thankfully almost all of them have had the right kind of replies (we'll help, but you need to do most of it yourself).
My fav response is
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Give it a try. If you get stuck, post the code that you have tried and we will definitely help :)
My favourite (but can't be used as often) is this:
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Welcome to the psychic hotline :wave:
I'm afraid our crystal balls are not working at the moment... so perhaps you would like to give us some details about the situation (including code as apt), rather than assume that we already know everything about it. ;)
I always want to reply with "drop the course now and change career paths because we do NOT want you calling yourself a developer. It makes us real developers look bad"
I have recently used a variation of that:
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If you don't want to be a programmer then leave the course... If that isn't an option, tough luck - just work harder to get yourself thru it.
Not every one has the passion to find out how something works, Therefore I "nearly" provide any code.
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Originally Posted by kleinma
And I am not even a software developer :afrog:Quote:
Originally Posted by si_the_geek
I've seen many of your posts, and it is fair to say that you are a software developer (and a pretty good one too)... you just don't do it for a living. ;)
Most of what I learned (and I am still learning...) was self taught either through books or www.vbforums.com :) Which brings us back to the point that Opus was trying to communicate...Quote:
Originally Posted by si_the_geek
I feel sad when people don't even go through the FAQ's which many members have taken pain to create. Now for example take your Excel tutorial... In how many threads I actually have to tell the members to go through it...
I remember one such occasion when I was actually frustrated and had to subtly vent it out....
See post 2, 4 and 9 in this thread.... :eek:
http://www.vbforums.com/showthread.php?t=590470
We simply can hope that people actually take time to learn their way through... instead of saying "Code Please?"
Never ceases to amaze me, the level of patience I see around this forum. I have to walk away from those ones. Maybe beacause I have whole class of them to teach. I fthey do show up they come in late. They do not even bring their textbooks with them. They do not even bother to bring a pen and paper to take notes and no matter how many times I told them they would never make it through an Electronic Engineering degree with out a calculator I still had to out iin my time to find them where to buy one. Even then only one went out and bought one.
Asm - you have more patience than I then... I would have bounced them out for that.
The subject of this thread is exactly the reason I created the Hitchhiker's Guide that's in my sig. The threads that annoy me the most are the ones that say "I tried something but it didn't work." ... no details. That's usually when I resort to my Toast, Doors and Eels reply.
-tg
Then...???? :)Quote:
Originally Posted by koolsid
I get the feeling that a sledgehammer in he face would be too subtle for that guy. :sick:Quote:
Originally Posted by koolsid
...and that combined with his repetitive lack of effort is why I haven't even opened any of his threads (except for Mod duties) for ages!
I am working as an Operations Manager in a BPO (Usually known as a Call Center) :)Quote:
Originally Posted by akhileshbc
BPO: Business Process Outsourcing
So you are the guys I get so annoyed at calling when I need to call some place for tech support and get some guy with a thick Indian accent who somehow has the name of "tom" or "bob" and reads from a script?Quote:
Originally Posted by koolsid
Probably yes...
You can never know as countries like India, China, Pak, Bangladesh etc have BPO's.
How do you know it is an Indian Accent? :)
As far as reading from script is concerned, that is very occasional. That happens only when there is a new joinee... Other wise be it Tech Support, Customer Service, Debt Management (This is what my company does) etc... 80-90% of them hardly use a script...
There are some BPO's which have to follow the script word to word and cannot deviate from the script. For example there was a case where this old guy from California calls and this is how the conversation goes...
So I hope you see the point ;)Quote:
Customer: I am Mr. XYZ. I have a complaint to lodge... My PC doesn't work.
Advisor: After exchanging welcome words... Can you make sure that the cord is plugged properly? (Which is usually the first question in the script)
Customer: How do you do that?
Advisor: (Explains the procedure as mentioned in the script.... ) And this is how you plug your computer. Is it ON now?
Customer (immensely satisfied): thanks the advisor and hangs up...
Because we have tons of people from India that live in this area where I live, so I know what one sounds like. It isn't exactly like you can mistake someone from India with someone from China, even by voice. ;)
Every time I have ever asked the location of the call center, it has always been India.
oh ok...
Sorry I was editing the post so I didn't see your post...
At least they have been honest in answering that besides helping people... :)Quote:
Every time I have ever asked the location of the call center, it has always been India.
My favorite post, in fairness english is clearly not his first language.Quote:
Originally Posted by some random user
I got talking to somebody in an MS call center who had a vaguely familiar accent. Somehow, my time zone came up, and he mentioned that he was three hours ahead of me. Now, I happen to be in the Mountain Time Zone, and there is darn little land three hours ahead of that zone. A few islands, and part of the Canadian Maritime Province, so I asked him if that was where he was, and he confirmed it. I forget whether he was on Newfoundland or New Brunswick, but it sure is an interesting place to put a call center. They probably employ people during the winter pretty cheap. Heck, people probably pay MS for the priviledge of talking to another human.Quote:
Originally Posted by kleinma
lolzzz....Quote:
Heck, people probably pay MS for the priviledge of talking to another human.
You should have asked me last year! :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by kleinma
But you are good on programming..... :thumb:Quote:
Originally Posted by koolsid
Still a long way TO GO...
When you chop out that one sentence, it doesn't say the right thing. My point was that people in the Maritime Province might get a bit crazy during the winter and be willing to work wherever they can interact with people.Quote:
Originally Posted by koolsid
On a related topic could someone knock up a 2,000 word essay on the Russian revolution, it's like urgent and stuff.