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Hungover.
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What do you call someone who has conversations with pieces of bleached rope?
A white rope talker.
What would you do if you were marooned on an island?
I'd eat the "sand which is" there!
A new thread in CCQuote:
What do you get if you are caught drunk in the gallows?
Many years ago, when I was but a lad, I used to collect models of agricultural machines like combine-harvesters and bailing machines. As the time inexorably rolled past I grew somewhat disenchanted with these childish games and sought other pursuits befitting my maturity.
In fact you could say...
My previous tenant absolutely loved reality TV shows in which contestants would parade their complete lack of talent in fron of a panel of judges who would them ritually humiliate them. She was a X-Factor Fan.
That doesn't work.
When I was a teenager I always wanted to be a rocket scientist...
I guess you could say I am an ex-teenager-who-wanted-to-be-an-scientist-extractor-fan
ROFLCOPTER!!!1
Better.
My friend died; he loved tennis so I scattered his remains at Wimbledon. Unfortunately the police were not impressed, they said I should have cremated him first. :( :cry:
http://www.potaroo.net/papers/isoc/2003-01/godot.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by wossy
That I'm an....
If a man farts in England he can cause a tornado in America. Heinz should be put on trial for manslaughter :p
Is that true?? Just wait till the US bans farting in England for safeguarding their country!Quote:
Originally Posted by BodwadUK
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