She had to get her ears pierced so you could see the TV.
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She had to get her ears pierced so you could see the TV.
Yo mamma's so fat when she sits on the beach, the tide comes in...
and yo momma's so fat Greenpeace tried to tow her back to sea.
Yo momma's so fat she can't go in the sea 'cos she's scared of Ahab!
AND 'cos she's a hazard to international shipping!
Your momma's so fat, scientist believe that if she eats one more pie, she'll become a black hole!
DAMN, *I* was going to use that one!
Yo momma's so fat she's the sole cause of global warming!
Your mother's so fat she's got her own satellite system.
PS: a prezzie for you.
Yo momma's so fat if she went on a diet, several underdeveloped countries would have enough food to eat...
PS - Thanks for the prezzie!
I was just going to use that one..!
http://expage.com/page/yomammasofat
Your momma's so fat, she's in 2 different time zones
Or alternatively
Your momma's so fat, she has her own Zip/Postal code
Ok slight change
Your momma's so stupid, she sat all day staring at a carton of orange juice coz it said "concentrate"
Just a small point, who's "momma" are we talking about ???
it doesnt matter, come and join the fun.
Yo momma's so fat I had to roll over twice before I got off her!
(sorry)
Your momma's so fat she has fat ladies orbiting her!
G:)
how do you make love to your momma?
slap her thighs and ride the waves in.
your momma is so fat she has more chins than a chinese phone book
Oh dear...your momma's so fat that if she sat in the Grand Canyon she'd get stuck! Or, if she wore high heels she'd stike oil!
Yo mamma's so fat when she sits around the house, she really sits AROUND the house.
:D
yomama.com
go there, and keep refreshing for new jokes
Yo momma's so fat, when she tripped and fell...everyone yelled, "TIMBER!!!"
:D
Yo mama's so fat she uses a blanket as a washcloth
and
Yo mama's so fat her belt size is equator
Your mama's so fat she makes my momma look skinny:D
(Broken Home)
Yo mama's so fat........huh?!?.........AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! {muffled sounds coming out of yo mama's a** followed by sound of YoungBuck's neck snapping. :p
I just noticed.. and you can call me crazy but I think that Arbiter and Behemoth are the same person... just call it intuition.
I think they're just Buds...mates.....pals....whatever :rolleyes:
Just "friends" :p
Yo momma's so fat that when she went to school, she sat beside everyone.
Yo momma's so fat she thought a school bus was a twinkie.
Yo momma's so fat but she's not as fat as my mom!(Just a joke. My ma wieghs 110).
Yo momma's so fat she had trouble getting off the couch.
Yo momma's so fat that when you were born, the doctors took 5 hours to get you unwedged from "the cheeks".
Yo momma's so fat that when she went swimming with the whales, they started singing "We are Family".
Your momma is so hairy, she has afros on her nipples!
LMAO!!! OH GOD!!! :D
Your momma is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway!
:gettin in on the action:
"your mamma is so fat, she jumped up in the air...
And got stuck!"
ugly:
"Your momma is so ugly when she walks by restrooms the toilets flush"
"But seriously, Lets get off mommas. I just got off yours." :D
yo mama's so skinny she has to run around in the shower to get wet
yo mama's so skinny she use a dorrito as a hangglider
Yo mamma's so skinny she could hula-hoop through a cheerio.
(I stole that from a film... remember which one?)
Your momma is so greasy, she sweats Crisco.
Your momma reminds me of a butcher's freezer.
Fresh meat goes in and out every day.
Trust me, Arbiter and I are 2 separate entities... At least I hope so...
Oh yes, most certainly.
I'm of average height, smart and debonair.
Behemoth is huge and hairy (hence he was christened Behemoth), pretty much what you expect from a web developer really.
smart and debonnaire?!
You're a programmer and analyst!
:D
There's nothing wrong with being and anal-cyst. Leave me alone!
And I can only sort of program anyway.
Couldn't find that eMail by the way - we'll have to redefine the components.
To the crystal dome.......
(or project communications forum)