Camelot announce investigation into EuroMillions win

Camelot today announced that their Security Division were to hold an official enquiry into the Liverpool syndicate who won £45 Million in last Friday's EuroMillions Draw.

Payment of the prize money has been withheld until the outcome of the investigation is known.

The Seven members of the syndicate, all Hewlett Packard employees, were not available for comment; but a Camelot spokesperson said "We're taking this investigation very seriously. I mean, seven Scousers, in employment? Looks extremely suspicious to us".

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Anyone who lives north of Bristol has to be a benefit cheat of some description...

Edit: Oh, and those who live in Portsmouth.

DEFINITELY those who live in Portsmouth!:D