... _________ to buy a _________.
I didn't buy a _________;
I bought some ________.
Can anybody fill in the blanks and spell them all correctly? :ehh:
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... _________ to buy a _________.
I didn't buy a _________;
I bought some ________.
Can anybody fill in the blanks and spell them all correctly? :ehh:
Mother gave me a dollar to buy a soda.
I didn't buy a soda;
I bought some candy.
Whatchoo talkin' 'bout Willis?
Most of them are drug references. You sicken me. :afrog:
Wrong! Try again.Quote:
Originally Posted by kfcSmitty
Hint (1): First blank rhymes with second blank. :ehh:
33% is sex, he makes me sick to.Quote:
Originally Posted by crptcblade
pssssttt.... Guys this is a clean one. It's too old to be dirty. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by 5ms?
twenty
crack*****
condom
antibiotics
Homer... See Post #6. This is a clean one.
Pssst... ROFALMAO! :D
gave me a dime to buy a lime :check:Quote:
Originally Posted by Code Doc
gave me a dollar to buy a trawler.
gave me a cent to buy a tent.
gave me a nickle to buy a sickle.
Ok, I am done. :D:D
OK, here is the solution to the 50-year-old nursery rhyme:
Mother gave me a nickel to buy a pickle.
I didn't buy a pickle;
I bought some chewing gum.
Moral of the story:
The government distributes the wealth by giving tax revenue to people in hopes that they will buy food, clothing, and other necessities. Instead, the people buy booze, cigarettes, and drugs.
Gum doesn't even fit in the rhyme scheme.
Mother gave me a pound to buy a hound.
I didn't buy a hound;
I spend the money, monkeying around.
In a lot of countries, the people don't get to see any wealth at all. The only beneficiaries of government distribution programs are the distributors themselves. People are forced to sign documents, which say they have received the wealth.
A recourse for this is to distribute food and clothing instead of distributing wealth. This will ensure that people get what they need. This also means, the government is imposing some kind of control over these people. Of course, nothing stops the person from selling the food & clothes to buy drugs and booze.
Great alternative. But money is the medium of exchange and "It's a free country." So, free men will do what free men want to do even if it's not what's best for the free men. :afrog:Quote:
Originally Posted by abhijit
Not all country's are free
Case in point: Tibet :afrog:Quote:
Originally Posted by 5ms?
Mother gave me a quarter to buy some water.
I didn't buy some water;
I bought a otter
Then I skinned it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hack
That's where I got my neat hat. :eek: :eek:
Is a quarter 25c?
If you mean 25 ยข, yes.Quote:
Originally Posted by 5ms?
Where are you from?
My mom gave me a penny, she said go buy a henny
but i didnt buy no henny
instead i bought so BUBBLEGUM, BAZZUKA ZUKA BUBBLE GUM!
My mom gave me a quid, she said, "go buy a squid."
But I didn't buy no squid
instead I bought a lid
See, crptcblade was right!
I vote this enhancement to the original verse as #1. :eek2:Quote:
Originally Posted by Shaggy Hiker
Doesnt quite fit but thats tthe best I can come up withQuote:
My mother gave me a nickel.
My father gave me a dime.
My sister gave me a lover boy
That kissed me all the time.
My mother took my nickel.
My father took my dime.
My sister took my lover boy
And gave me Frankenstein.
He made me wash the dishes.
He made me scrub the floor.
I didn't like that a single bit
So I kicked him out the door.
Programmers who can also write poetry tend to frighten me. :eek:
I have often thought that most Macs were programmed by frustrated poets and/or artists. :rolleyes: