I have officially decided to resign my position of Liver Abuse Specialist.
So you can assume that any future psychotic rants I may go off on are completely unassisted. :afrog:
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I have officially decided to resign my position of Liver Abuse Specialist.
So you can assume that any future psychotic rants I may go off on are completely unassisted. :afrog:
Dang, I could have voted for BOTH options.
You fool! :)
I hang my head in shame...sort of.
I wouldn't. Not even for pretend...Quote:
Originally Posted by Shaggy Hiker
Shame is what he calls his vomit bucket.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shaggy Hiker
Curiosity killed the snail. Because it killed the cat and it fell on the snail.Quote:
Originally Posted by crptcblade
The moral of this story is never assume that the moral doesn't apply to you. :afrog:
Ah. Well, I certainly wouldn't want to hang my head in that.Quote:
Originally Posted by mendhak
Translation:Quote:
Originally Posted by crptcblade
I have been told by my doctor that if I drink another drop of alcohol I will not live to see the conclusion of my mass genocide.
So you can assume that any future acts of cruelty towards the human race involving rocks can be attributed exclusively to my mental state. :afrog:
Heh ...Quote:
Originally Posted by crptcblade
We can only hope it's the end of an Era.
-Max
What's a doctor?Quote:
Originally Posted by visualAd
Many are butchers, but some own a donkey.Quote:
Originally Posted by crptcblade
That person with the unreadable signature that can get away with touching you any where he/she wants.Quote:
Originally Posted by crptcblade
A drug dealer with lots of qualifications.Quote:
Originally Posted by crptcblade