Did you hear the one about...

...the Rice Farmer who was fired for using oversized-tools?

Epic flail.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. And the priest goes, "Did you hear the one about us?"

The hotel proprietor takes the 100 dollar bill and runs to pay his debt to the butcher.

The butcher takes the 100 dollar bill, and runs to pay his debt to the hog farmer.

The hog farmer takes the 100 dollar bill, and runs to pay his debt to the supplier of his feed and fuel.

The supplier of feed and fuel takes the 100 dollar bill and runs to pay his debt to the town's prostitute that in these hard times, gave her "services" on credit.

The prostitute runs to the hotel, and pays off her debt with the 100 dollar bill to the hotel proprietor to pay for the rooms that she rented when she brought her clients there.

The hotel proprietor then lays the 100 dollar bill back on the counter so that the rich tourist will not suspect anything.

At that moment, the rich tourist comes down after inspecting the rooms, and takes his 100 dollar bill, after saying that he did not like any of the rooms, and leaves town.

No one earned anything. However, the whole town is now without debt, and looks to the future with a lot of optimism.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how the United States government is doing business today.

It also explains the value of the Dollar at the moment.

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Originally Posted by wossname

It also explains the value of the Dollar at the moment.

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+1!

A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license. First, of course, he had to take an eyesight test. The optometrist showed him a card with these letters:

C Z W I X N O S T A C Z

"Can you read this line?" the optometrist asked.

"Read it?" the applicant replied, "Heck, I even know the guy."

I find that offensive, now if you'll excuse me I'm trying to pave someone's driveway.

A guy and his two friends walk into a bar. All of them yell "OUCH!!!!"

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Originally Posted by Code Doc

The hotel proprietor takes the 100 dollar bill and runs to pay his debt to the butcher.

The butcher takes the 100 dollar bill, and runs to pay his debt to the hog farmer.

The hog farmer takes the 100 dollar bill, and runs to pay his debt to the supplier of his feed and fuel.

The supplier of feed and fuel takes the 100 dollar bill and runs to pay his debt to the town's prostitute that in these hard times, gave her "services" on credit.

The prostitute runs to the hotel, and pays off her debt with the 100 dollar bill to the hotel proprietor to pay for the rooms that she rented when she brought her clients there.

The hotel proprietor then lays the 100 dollar bill back on the counter so that the rich tourist will not suspect anything.

At that moment, the rich tourist comes down after inspecting the rooms, and takes his 100 dollar bill, after saying that he did not like any of the rooms, and leaves town.

No one earned anything. However, the whole town is now without debt, and looks to the future with a lot of optimism.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how the United States government is doing business today.

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What, no change:confused:

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Originally Posted by Torc

What, no change:confused:

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Touche!