I think my apartment building is on fire again
And it wasn't me this time. Woohoo! :afrog:
Re: I think my apartment building is on fire again
Rub toothpaste on your wall to see if it melts or catches fire.
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Vodka puts out fire, right?
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As long as it is below 90 proof.
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Napalm might be helpful in your situation if you're trying to create a living hell on earth. You'll then feel right at home.
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If you put the fire out at just the right time you'll have some popcorn that isn't burnt up.
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Originally Posted by crptcblade
And it wasn't me this time.
Why not!? :mad:
Re: I think my apartment building is on fire again
Either purchase, and actually use, fire retardent underware or move....those are your only choices.
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Set yourself on fire, if it burns then it melts.
Re: I think my apartment building is on fire again
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Originally Posted by
crptcblade
And it wasn't me this time. Woohoo! :afrog:
<<throws gas tin into neighbour's yard>>
Wasn't me either guv :afrog:
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Re: I think my apartment building is on fire again
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Originally Posted by
wossname
Wood doesn't melt.
Depends if Roseanne has clothes on or not ;)
Re: I think my apartment building is on fire again
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Originally Posted by
KiwiDexter
Depends if Roseanne has clothes on or not ;)
No. No, it doesn't.
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'Wood' and 'Roseanne' are not allowed in the same thread.
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Originally Posted by
wossname
Wood doesn't melt.
Plastic wood melts.
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Originally Posted by
Shaggy Hiker
No. No, it doesn't.
I just knew Roseanne had to have fans, :eek:
Re: I think my apartment building is on fire again
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Originally Posted by
KiwiDexter
I just knew Roseanne had to have fans, :eek:
That would be one interpretation of my statement. The wrong one, to be sure, but certainly one interpretation.
Re: I think my apartment building is on fire again
I don't know... things must get pretty lonely up there in the cold north...
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What the hell are you rednecks raving on about now?