I think my apartment building is on fire again

And it wasn't me this time. Woohoo! :afrog:

Rub toothpaste on your wall to see if it melts or catches fire.

Vodka puts out fire, right?

As long as it is below 90 proof.

Rut row...
:(

Napalm might be helpful in your situation if you're trying to create a living hell on earth. You'll then feel right at home.

You need one of these...
http://thereifixedit.com/?s=fire+alarm

If you put the fire out at just the right time you'll have some popcorn that isn't burnt up.

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Originally Posted by crptcblade

And it wasn't me this time.

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Why not!? :mad:

Either purchase, and actually use, fire retardent underware or move....those are your only choices.

Set yourself on fire, if it burns then it melts.

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Originally Posted by crptcblade

And it wasn't me this time. Woohoo! :afrog:

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<<throws gas tin into neighbour's yard>>

Wasn't me either guv :afrog:

Wood doesn't melt.

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Originally Posted by wossname

Wood doesn't melt.

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Depends if Roseanne has clothes on or not ;)

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Originally Posted by KiwiDexter

Depends if Roseanne has clothes on or not ;)

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No. No, it doesn't.

'Wood' and 'Roseanne' are not allowed in the same thread.

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Originally Posted by wossname

Wood doesn't melt.

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Plastic wood melts.

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Originally Posted by Shaggy Hiker

No. No, it doesn't.

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I just knew Roseanne had to have fans, :eek:

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Originally Posted by KiwiDexter

I just knew Roseanne had to have fans, :eek:

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That would be one interpretation of my statement. The wrong one, to be sure, but certainly one interpretation.

I don't know... things must get pretty lonely up there in the cold north...

What the hell are you rednecks raving on about now?