I had a North Korean intern once; I asked him to get some supplies and he never came back. In the end I went to look for him and he jumped out waving his arms and shouted "SUPPLIES!"
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I had a North Korean intern once; I asked him to get some supplies and he never came back. In the end I went to look for him and he jumped out waving his arms and shouted "SUPPLIES!"
Me and a few friends were trying to rent an apartment in central London a few weeks ago. The place was really old, just what we liked, but it had no heating. We tried to get that installed but they told us it couldn't be done.
I just knew we couldn't have archaic and heat it too.
Me: Hello my friend, my pal, my chum!
mendhak: mmm, buddy, buddy, buddy!
Pripyat Insult:
"37 sperm and YOU were the fastest?"
That's natural selection for you.
There's a certain irony to the fact that, for all our technological advances and our medical abilities, all we are doing is striving to countermand natural selection and weakening the gene pool in the process, thereby contributing to our own downfall as a species as a result. klegg is a prime example of our success and failure as a lifeform.
Eugenicist out.
Nature will naturally select people who can levitate and have cannons in their chests, do you see anyone like that? No, therefore evolution is wrong. Live with it, Darwinist!
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Originally Posted by zaza