Man walks into pub and says to the bar tender, "I'll have an IntToString, printf and a substr please"
The bar tender replied, "Sorry, we don't do functions"
:lol: @myself
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Man walks into pub and says to the bar tender, "I'll have an IntToString, printf and a substr please"
The bar tender replied, "Sorry, we don't do functions"
:lol: @myself
There isn't a word in the english language to convey my contempt for you.
A query walks into a bar and sees two tables, he approaches the tables and asks "May I join you?"
Here's a pickup line shoutout for all you nerds out there:
Man: I wish I was the enzyme dna helicase.
Woman : Why?
Man: So I could unzip your genes..
Why did the owner put a trampoline in front of his bar?
It was a good bouncer.
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I'm on a boat!
That's a good one.