Why didn't I think of this?

Bogus waiter tricks customers at 2 NJ restaurants

HOBOKEN, N.J. -Police say a man posing as a waiter collected $186 in cash from diners at two restaurants in New Jersey and walked out with the money in his pocket.
Diners described the bogus waiter as a spikey-haired 20-something wearing a dark blue or black button-down shirt, yellow tie and khaki pants.
Police say he approached two women dining at Hobson's Choice in Hoboken, N.J. around 7:20 p.m. on Thursday. He asked if they needed anything else before paying. They said no and handed him $90 in cash.
About two hours later he approached three women dining at Margherita's Pizza and Cafe. He asked if they were ready to pay, took $96 and never returned with their change.

http://news.aol.com/article/bogus-wa...at-2-nj/434230

I heard on the news awhile back that a mentally ill guy pretended to be a doctor in a hospital emergency room here in Australia. By the time staff noticed what had happened the guy had already seen about 4 patients.

That's a bit like catch-me-if-you-can, except for the mental illness part.

The question would be, did he diagnos them correctly and treat them accordingly, :rolleyes: I've been seen by some ER drs that would make me doubt their sanity and competency. Sometimes I worry about my primary care physician. :eek:

Don't scare me a day before I have to go to the dentist! :(

Chances are he'll drill out your jaw.

And put acid inside your tooth.

Well, he extracted the tooth on Tuesday. I had to stand in line to vote (national elections were yesterday) with a friggin' acheing gum. :(