Steps

1. Go to Google.
2. Type in the search text box: I am extremely
3. Look at what Google is guessing you want
4. Prepare to laugh

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Oh dear. My sides have split from trying to containing all the laughter.

You have to be on a "startup" google page...

I remember searching for "How to Roast a Garlic" - got to the "...Ro" and had a laugh!

O I C wut u did thar....

I did not LolZ. Please giv urself slaps kthxbye.

:( Highly disappointing.

I feel let down too.

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I feel let down too

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This reminds me of the time my good freind, Baby Balloon, finaly had to stop getting into his mummy and daddy's bed at night. "You're just too big to be getting into bed with us now, Baby Balloon, there isn't enough room and you'll have to sleep in your own bed from now on," said Mummy Balloon sternly. Crestfallen and sagging, Baby Balloon slowly floated away, his string hanging limply beneath him.

That night, though, Baby Balloon snuck into his mummy and daddys room. First he went to his father and very gently undid his knot, allowing a small amount of air to escape. Then he did the same with his mother, so gently she never stirred. Finally he loosened his own knot and allowed himself to deflate just a little bit before climbing into bed. Imagine his parents surprise when they awoke the next day and found him once more between them.

"Oh really, Baby Balloon," sighed his mother. "You've let your father down, you've let me down and, worst of all, you've let yourself down."




OK, OK, Sorry.

I don't get it... does 'let down' mean 'deflate'?

Let me be of assistance.
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Comedians always go by the rule "if you have to explain it, it's not funny" ;)

I've laughed harder at menopausal women falling over at wedding discos.

Wosscat's post has saved this thread and brought Lolz for the masses.

I'm not a cat. It's just a picture, let it go.

Cats are good with women. Don't get jealous.

Now all of you, face your fears.

http://i.gizmodo.com/5150092/303000-people-extremely-terrified-of-chinese-people

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Hey! I am actually extremely terrified of chinese people, you insensitive clod!

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