Phottix !

I'm going to be boring. (Don't even think about it :mad: ). Cleon 2. Great bit of remote kit, but why oh why didn't they include the sheet of paper needed to explain how to use it? Why did they print it in 4pt white on a yellow/light blue background? Why didn't they realise the box that could get damaged in the post? Why didn't they realise the box could get water damaged, rendering the "manual" unreadable? Why didn't they realise that school bus drivers might buy it, and that they could read?

I had to scan the box, convert it to greyscale then create a negative to make it readable.

The good news is I've created a text manual, and it's no longer in pigeon English. The bad news is I'm charging a fiver for a copy.

Sign me up for none.

Done. (Opens bottle of cheap dark rum)

How about you give me a copy and I don't pay for it? Would that be ok?

What the hell are you on about???