I'm a stupid moron

So my fiancée and I were looking at some cars at a local car dealership. When we went to leave, there was a small gap in between the front of my car and a new car on the lot.

So, being the fun person I am, I decided to jump between the gap. It worked the first time and I let me fiancée in. Despite her warnings about me being stupid for jumping I did it again to get back onto my side...

I slipped on the curb and my foot went completely sideways making me land on my ankle with all of my weight.

So one emergency room visit later I am now the owner of a set of crutches and a cast.

So the moral of this story is: I'm a stupid moron and my fiancée can now say "I told you so". Gah!

My brain is always on crutches.

I hate giving my girlfriend the chance to say 'I told you so'.

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Originally Posted by Kasracer

So my fiancé and I were looking at some cars at a local car dealership. When we went to leave, there was a small gap in between the front of my car and a new car on the lot.

So, being the fun person I am, I decided to jump between the gap. It worked the first time and I let me fiancé in. Despite her warnings about me being stupid for jumping I did it again to get back onto my side...

I slipped on the curb and my foot went completely sideways making me land on my ankle with all of my weight.

So one emergency room visit later I am now the owner of a set of crutches and a cast.

So the moral of this story is: I'm a stupid moron and my fiancé can now say "I told you so". Gah!

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Glad to hear you're a normal guy around the lady

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Originally Posted by MaximilianMayrhofer

I hate giving my girlfriend the chance to say 'I told you so'.

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That's the worst part!

She's your fiance. Stop trying to impress her.

With one "e", it refers to a man. "ee" is for a female. Are you engaged to a man?

can't you sue the dealership and get a free car?
They obviously put that curb there to hurt you.

If there is anything I can do to make it more painful, please let me know.

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Originally Posted by Kasracer

So, being the fun person I am, I decided to jump between the gap.

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How exactly is does that fit the definition of fun? :ehh:

Because he got hurt, duh.

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Originally Posted by zaza

With one "e", it refers to a man. "ee" is for a female. Are you engaged to a man?

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BAH!

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Originally Posted by KTech

can't you sue the dealership and get a free car?
They obviously put that curb there to hurt you.

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Actually, I think the curb moved but that's besides the point; HE WON'T ADMIT TO IT!

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Originally Posted by Arrow_Raider

How exactly is does that fit the definition of fun? :ehh:

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Did you even need to ask this question?

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Originally Posted by zaza

With one "e", it refers to a man. "ee" is for a female. Are you engaged to a man?

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Would you have a problem with him if he was?

Can you draw a picture. i dont understand the whole "gap" thing...

kthxbai

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Originally Posted by Kasracer

Did you even need to ask this question?

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True,true. Had you been an intelligent moron, you wouldn't have found that fun, but since you state that you aren't, he really shouldn't have needed to ask.

Intelligent morons are a rare commodity.

People should not leap to conclusions.

My apologies if anyone took offense at the message I have now edited out.

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Originally Posted by EntityX

My apologies if anyone took offense at the message I have now edited out.

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No fair I missed your message :(

The llama knows.

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Originally Posted by Arrow_Raider

How exactly is does that fit the definition of fun? :ehh:

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Originally Posted by crptcblade

Because he got hurt, duh.

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:thumb:

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Originally Posted by Kasracer

No fair I missed your message :(

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Kasracer, I was thinking of you mostly when I edited my message out. I said :

Intelligent morons are more intelligent than stupid morons. You should work at trying to become an intelligent moron.

I thought you might take offense at that since you started this thread and entitled it, I'm a stupid moron. I was just trying to make a joke but I don't think one should ever make a joke at the expense of someone else's feelings being hurt. So no offense intended. You've got more than 400 reputation points as a VBForums member so I think that you're even more intelligent than an intelligent moron.

This is chit chat; nothing offends me unless it has a [serious] on it. You're sweet though.

:D

[Serious] Does this offend you?

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Originally Posted by Shaggy Hiker

[Serious] Does this offend you?

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[Serious] != [serious]

What do you think this is, VB?

[SeRiOuS] :confused:

[cerious] :confused:

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Originally Posted by Kasracer

[Serious] != [serious]

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Is that alphanumeric or not?

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Originally Posted by wossname

Is that alphanumeric or not?

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NO!!

Calm down, I was only trying to ascii a question.

Punny!

Kasracer, must be too busy laughing at my joke to reply right now, can't say I blame him, it was very highly amusing.

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Originally Posted by wossname

Kasracer, must be too busy laughing at my joke to reply right now, can't say I blame him, it was very highly amusing.

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I don't encourage dumb jokes.

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Originally Posted by Kasracer

I don't encourage dumb jokes.

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You really should encourage yourself...

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Originally Posted by Kasracer

[Serious] != [serious]

What do you think this is, VB?

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:lol: