I want one of these...
http://www.gizmodo.com/assets/resour...nk%20Chair.jpg
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I want one of these...
http://www.gizmodo.com/assets/resour...nk%20Chair.jpg
I can't see the canon.
Well one doesn't usually see a canon..
Unless it's a Bach. I always seem to be able to visualise his canons quite vividly, don't you agree?
I would like to take a cannon to visualAdQuote:
Originally Posted by wossname
I'll bet you're too scared to do it yourself because you have no backbone.Quote:
Originally Posted by wossname
I just realised that this is a self-replicating machine!! If I throw myself in front of one then I can get one of my own! If anyone wants me to run them over when I get mine then send me a PM and we'll work something out.
I thought you were an ex-tractor fan, yet you appear to still retain those sympathies.
i can see my cannon:Quote:
Originally Posted by MaximilianMayrhofer
http://www.imagecows.com/uploads/_ba...l_camera_1.jpg
that camera blows...Quote:
Originally Posted by dclamp
That's not a tractor, it hasn't even got a PTO for Pete's sake. There's no ROPS either unless it's an active one, which is of course still fairly dangerous.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shaggy Hiker
Not that I care anymore.
You don't need to be paralysed, just claim to have a weak ankle and produce a doctors note saying you need one.
I fell on my ankle at football last night and its swollen pretty good, do i get a super-mega off road wheel chair?
you mean soccer...Quote:
Originally Posted by I_Love_My_Vans
If I had one of those chairs, I'd become a freelance bomb-disposal robot. And at weekends I'd make a bit of extra cash at "Johnny 5" conventions.
He means Canadian football.Quote:
Originally Posted by dclamp
http://www.astroturfusa.com/resource...peg_Canada.jpg
He means Football, not the wimps version of Rugby that you colonials startedQuote:
Originally Posted by dclamp
out calling American Football, but have taken to abreviating to Football.
My Christmas gift for you....Quote:
Someone paralyse me!!!
Wow, I like the hammer.
No, as we are speaking the English language it is football, football that we brits invented as a game.
So until you guys stop butchering OUR language, and start speaking 'American', you shall use all of our words!
Wossy... Go!
After watching a game of English Rugby, it makes English fooballers look like a a bunch of overpaid pansy's.
It's because they are. Well said.Quote:
Originally Posted by visualAd
I was using a very liberal definition of tractor: Any tracked vehicle.Quote:
Originally Posted by wossname
By the way, some of those tracked vehicles distribute their weight over such a wide area that they car run over an egg without crushing it. Perhaps the chair in the picture would have too soft a touch to cause any harm if it ran over you (except the nasty burn you'd get as it clawed up your side).
An elephant can step on an egg without breaking it, what's your point?
Evidence, kthxbai.Quote:
Originally Posted by MaximilianMayrhofer
I said step, not sat on.
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And that's a kids book!
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Are you trying to fool me, Mr. Mendhak? :ehh:
Be careful, we have the bombs and a few more weeks of a crazy texan who isn't afraid to use them.Quote:
Originally Posted by Torc
There's no point having a Mobile Throne Of Carnage if it doesn't lay waste to all in its path and leave in its wake nought but suffering and scorched earth.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shaggy Hiker
Indeed.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fallout 3