crptcblade

You're like another year older and stuff, what's that like?

**** off, hoser. :mad:

Happy Birthday...... I Think?

I love you most of all, cardboard cutout of Chuck Norris...

:afrog:

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Happy birthday

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Originally Posted by crptcblade

You're like another year older and stuff, what's that like?

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Its one year since we married. And I am still yet to see your face :cry:

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Originally Posted by visualAd

Its one year since we married. And I am still yet to see your face :cry:

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Yet I've fathered 8 children. I'm thinking the problem's on your end.

The end of visualAd's what?

You're asking a lot from a drunkard. :(

Some people just don't deserve a birthday.

I am a colorblind unicyclist, sir.

I hope you feel ashamed for yourself.

I am left handed so I am free to step all over colorblind unicyclists, they have it so easy. Damn affirmative action. :mad:

I also have the liquid equivalent of a quarter ton of alcohol in me. How does that tip the pity scales in my favor? :afrog:

Boy, is there any way in which you're not like Elvis?

Happy wossname :wave:

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Originally Posted by grilkip

Boy, is there any way in which you're not like Elvis?

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Well, as far as I know, I'm not dead yet. And I don't care much for peanut butter. :wave:

You're the only person I know who has the ability to drown in a thimble of alcohol.

A self obsessed notard?

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Originally Posted by crptcblade

I also have the liquid equivalent of a quarter ton of alcohol in me. How does that tip the pity scales in my favor? :afrog:

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Fact of the Day: The liquid equivalent of a quarter ton is two tons.

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Happy wee day!