Some Elbow Grease
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Some Elbow Grease
Have you tried squeezing your elbow?
I don't know about your area, but our local KMart stores are running a two for one sale on elbow grease this weekend.
If you rub elbows with the local yokels in Sterling Heights, you should have enough grease to start your own McDonald's.
There's nary an animal alive that can outrun a greased Scotsman.
Simple Answer.
1. Get a Pickup truck.
2. Drive to Home Depot.
3. Find the Group of [Workers] in the front
4. Yell 'First on in the truck gets the job!'
5. Drive home
CAUTION: When driving home, beware of running [workers]!
(Note: Replace [workers] with the name of people found south of North America)
Why would antarctic explorers be at Home Depot?Quote:
Originally Posted by dclamp
They need tools to live there. duh!
I was looking for a left handed screw driver the other day...
...then I found it.
We once sent the YTS kid up to B&Q for some Tartan paint. He came back half an hour later and said, "The guy want's to know what clan you want"
As far as I can recollect some scientists did come up with Tartan Paint.
It was shown on an episode of Tomorrow's World.
Really? Which Clan was it?:rolleyes:
I'm willing to bet it was Taprilfoolians, they tended to get on the show about once a year. ;)
I am looking for...
a post by Kregg in this thread...
funny I don't see any!!!! :ehh:
Yeah, I'm waiting for that mule to post something too. Irritating pillock...Quote:
Originally Posted by koolsid