will be like this in the next 100 years or so of vbf history.
pun person baiting anyone?
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will be like this in the next 100 years or so of vbf history.
pun person baiting anyone?
Mendhak is a coder with a penchant for punnery,
His litanies are rife with speculation and slander,
He brings to life the most pious of all nunneries,
And one member we've not seen for a while is Cander.
Nice rhymes, wossy. :thumb:
I was under the impression that the title of "World's Worst Poet" belonged to Jim Morrison for all eternity... Does this mean there was actually someone worse?
you heard wossname..that is :DQuote:
Originally Posted by homer13j
uh, we are now supposed to throw tomatoes at mendhak. :sick:
no, supposed to be at wossname :D
Tomatoes,
Tomatoes,
Tomatoes,
They give me heartburn-oes.
The inculcation of iambic soliloquies in a in the effervescent mentalities of the denizens of this great nation...
The bleeding edge of a pandemic resistance to a self ordained civilization...
Broccoli.
I like,
pie.
My worrisome throat
By Mendhak
My worrisome throat
It looks like a boat
It smells like a goat
I drink warm Ribena
Mixed with window cleaner
But it makes me meaner
Broccoli.
oceanbelle! I'm disappointed in you.Quote:
Originally Posted by oceanebelle
Why waste perfectly good tomatoes? :mad:
Clearly, you don't understand an artist's definition of "grocery shopping". :afrog:Quote:
Originally Posted by Hack
Spoons. heheh.Quote:
Originally Posted by mendhak
*ba da dsh!*
Tha GTA4 Rap
By DJ Wossta Rymes
Yo yo yo my homie Niko
He ain't from Puerto Rico
Gots da mad skillz on the Shootin'
That he learn'd from Vladimir Putin.
:clap: :thumb: Nice woss!!! ;) I'd give it a... 8 out of 10. :afrog:
8? You dissin' my flow?
I gutta knowQuote:
Originally Posted by wossname
Bro you did good
Very well indeed
My opinion stands:
You almost a real homie, G.
:afrog:
mendhak and his nuns
see everything in black and white
although he isn't very good at spelling
You all get 20 years in the punitentiary for this thread.
Will there be puny to eat and will we be issued puncils with which to write home?Quote:
Originally Posted by schaefer
nice dawg, some little more practice and you might be an artist.:thumb: :afrog:Quote:
Originally Posted by wossname
Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings of Sussex was worse.Quote:
Originally Posted by homer13j
interesting poem about dead swans.
I think you'll find it was Paul Neil Milne Johnstone (from Essex) in fact.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lord Orwell
This is a common mistake made by lesser fans.
**smug**
i was trying to protect his anonymity. He's been dead for 5 years now.
Although i am mildly impressed someone got the reference without me posting some sort of image
Argh! Not the eyes! It burns! It burns!Quote:
Originally Posted by wossname
It burns. :mad:
I'm sorry, but I wasn't here when you started these jokes, so I'm not the one to blame. :mad:
:lol:
Worst of all, you're a moderator, so you out of all people should've known I was away. :mad:
I've seen you everywhere else all this time. "Studying"
When I typed the ", I raised my hands to make the "quote" symbols to imply that I was being sarcastic and it is my opinion that you were in fact only pretending to study.
And I've seen you everywhere else all this time. "Doing work"
It's called "Air Quotes".
"Air quotes" are a pathetic type of body language designed for people who are incapable of expressing themselves sufficiently via tone of voice. The mere fact that you would use them lowers my previously high opinion of you, Mendhak. And my opinion of Kregg has been shattered by the fact that he actually know's what they're called.
Why are we whispering? :ehh:
My opinion of Quasar6 is shattered as he knows this is called whispering. So neh! to you.
My opinion of Quasar6 has been shattered by the fact that he can't think of a witty response to Kregg's post. So neh! to me, too.
I'm too tired to care.
You broke the silence!
he used air quotes in the description of air quotes. Quite ironic, really.