[Cucumber of the Day] Sea Cucumbers
Continuing in our {OBJECT} of the day series, I present to you the mighty sea cucumber of which I have been learning a lot recently. A sea cucumber is a highly evolved cucumber which lives in the sea. It is highly evolved because it will vomit its organs at you if you go near it; this is the ultimate goal of evolution for all species on our planet. It is also why alcohol is so popular among humans.
This is a picture of a sea cucumber. The letters you see near it that appear to be labels are in fact part of the sea cucumber itself. It is a coincidence that they look like letters of the English alphabet.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...tor_ugglan.gif
Here is a picture of a sea cucumber vomiting
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1025/...97ff38.jpg?v=0
I hope this was educational for you. Some day I hope to be able to vomit my organs at other people.
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wossname is highly evolved. He is always venting his spleen.
visualAd, on the other hand, has to fight to prevent doctors from taking away more of his internal organs.
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An additional fact, several sea dwelling creatures have often been seen giving other creatures sand dollars in exchange for sea cucumbers as part of their weekly grocery shopping.
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Slowly but surely this forum decends into deeper realms of madness!
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Speaking of things that should not be visible, I saw the left half of Michael Bolton's credibility this morning.
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Originally Posted by wossname
Speaking of things that should not be visible, I saw the left half of Michael Bolton's credibility this morning.
Were you out stalking again?
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Quick! What's my location?
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Outside your window.
Dude, why the heck are you outside of your own window?
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they breath through their anus!!! :O
how odd indeed.
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That's just an explanation invented by stubborn scientists who can't admit they're wrong.
Scientist: Oh look, there, it's breathing. That must be its nose.
Observer: You said that was the anus earlier. So it must be farting.
Scientist: No, I said it's breathing. They uh.. breathe through the anus.
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Penfold sarcasm serves well.
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Don't try and use your penfold sarcasm on me :mad:
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I'm wearing my anti-penfoldsarcasm cologne.. who else wants a splash?