[Cucumber of the Day] Sea Cucumbers

Continuing in our {OBJECT} of the day series, I present to you the mighty sea cucumber of which I have been learning a lot recently. A sea cucumber is a highly evolved cucumber which lives in the sea. It is highly evolved because it will vomit its organs at you if you go near it; this is the ultimate goal of evolution for all species on our planet. It is also why alcohol is so popular among humans.

This is a picture of a sea cucumber. The letters you see near it that appear to be labels are in fact part of the sea cucumber itself. It is a coincidence that they look like letters of the English alphabet.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...tor_ugglan.gif

Here is a picture of a sea cucumber vomiting

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1025/...97ff38.jpg?v=0

I hope this was educational for you. Some day I hope to be able to vomit my organs at other people.

wossname is highly evolved. He is always venting his spleen.

visualAd, on the other hand, has to fight to prevent doctors from taking away more of his internal organs.

An additional fact, several sea dwelling creatures have often been seen giving other creatures sand dollars in exchange for sea cucumbers as part of their weekly grocery shopping.

Slowly but surely this forum decends into deeper realms of madness!

Speaking of things that should not be visible, I saw the left half of Michael Bolton's credibility this morning.

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Originally Posted by wossname

Speaking of things that should not be visible, I saw the left half of Michael Bolton's credibility this morning.

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Were you out stalking again?

Quick! What's my location?

Outside your window.




Dude, why the heck are you outside of your own window?

they breath through their anus!!! :O

how odd indeed.

That's just an explanation invented by stubborn scientists who can't admit they're wrong.

Scientist: Oh look, there, it's breathing. That must be its nose.
Observer: You said that was the anus earlier. So it must be farting.
Scientist: No, I said it's breathing. They uh.. breathe through the anus.

Penfold sarcasm serves well.

No, it doesn't.

Yes it does.

Your rite.

Don't try and use your penfold sarcasm on me :mad:

I'm wearing my anti-penfoldsarcasm cologne.. who else wants a splash?