A heartwarming Welsh tale

Once upon a time long, long ago in an idyllic Welsh mining town near
Llwdxyfflld lived a nervous old woman. She had an acute allergy to
felines and frequently had cause to call upon her lodger, another
Welsh person, as startling as the coincidence may be, to rid her
bothy of the myriad felis domesticus specimens whom had infested it
during the lengthy Snowdonia nights.

If you listen carefully of a crisp December morn thou canst
sometimes hear the strained wails of the old hag's disgruntlement...

In fact she could say:

"Eeek! stray cat Ifan!"

All the chest hair in Turkey cannot crinkle enough in response to that.

Roflrofl

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Originally Posted by mendhak

All the chest hair in Turkey cannot crinkle enough in response to that.

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:lol: :lol: That's the best line I have heard in my 20-odd years of existence! :D