Need to complete String & File Manipulation tasks for $65

Thanks for reading this post.

I am look for someone who can work for me right now! I need some one who wants to make $65USD by just helping me with a already started 80% complete Visual Basic 6 program.

This is programmed Visual Basic 6 and I've started on the program already and I need someone to do some String searching and some File manipulations. These will all be small 10 minute tasks for experienced VB6 programmers.

I will have 6 objectives that I will pay for at rate of $10 and would like to get them all completed really soon. + Bonus $5USD

For an example of an objective would be to provide a function that would be something to this:

text = Search(text, "hey")
if text = "hey" then
newvar = "this is a new text verifying that I found 'hey' inside the above variable.
end if

I need these done tonight.

I can pay through paypal please be able to go onto chat MSN or GMAIL or Yahoo, or SKype, anything

I got $65USD right now to pay you!

If InStr(text, "hey") > 0 Then
'etc.
End If

Al, did you get paid? lol..