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I can't stand it when people make all their links point to Wikipedia instead of a more appropriate site. It defeats the purpose of the web.
I follow all of that. Why do I not have a feminine counterpart? :(
What a load of bull. I am a programmer, I get paid to program. I follow exactly 0 of those things, and I tend to be disgusted by those who do. Do you really want to improve your sex life? Better question: do you want a sex life to improve? Get a real life. I play guitar and I'm a social person. People like that. Scary as it may seem, I do have real live friends that I see in person, not just webcams (which I don't even use) or inernet pictures (which I rarely even look at).
I am a programmer, i get nookie, and i follow pretty much none of those rules.
The rules are not meant to be taken seriously. You should, in fact, do quite teh opposite of the things listed.
One way, quit programming.Quote:
Originally Posted by Asgorath
Real programmers don't need a sex life.
I have sex with my computer.
Keep it to yourself next time. That's just wrong.
Its funny because that would've been written by a 12 year old.. proof read by their 16 year old sibling, and slapped on the internet for cheap laughs.
I loved it.. I know a fair few programmers.. and theres probably only one of them that follows one of those things. The rest are the complete opposite.
chem
Well i ain't a programmer atleast not yet ;) it is so sad to meet someone over the internet. My friends all use myspace i am like the only kid at school who doesn't have a profile :P
I was disappointed in skimming it.
I use MySpace.. but I only have people I know in real life on there.. maybe one or two inter-state gamers, thats about it.
chem
Yea it is useful sometimes i know my mate aspires to do something with music and DJ'ing so he has all the top DJ'ers added to his profile.
I don't have my Space,
I have my room however, and I sleep in there. better than socializing :D
People would be better off if they wrote more code.
If it were written by a real programmer the list would be 0-based :-)
If you want to improve your sex life, stay single.
Depress us some more Hack.