Sad dweek that I am in my spare time..... I was listening to Radio 2 just a mo ago and they were on about 'The naked man' (apparently this freak - Politically Correct term would be 'wardrobely challenged' - walks around in the buff the whole time. Yes that does mean to the shops)
Peeps were phoning in saying stuff like "everyone should do it as it'd be harder to shoplift".
Yeah fine. But everyone knows that pubes get everywhere. Discovering the scratchy thing on your towel is a zingy hair from the nether-regions is bad enough (worse if it's not colour coded to your own collection), but discovering a wiry hair on your fresh Baguette in Tesco's is another case entirely. (Our American cousins get all excited over the possibiliites of litigation).
