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Apparently this virus will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR and
uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play. It will program your phone auto dial to call only your mother-in-law's number. This virus will mix anti-freeze into your fish tank.
It will drink all your beer. (For God's sake, Man, are you
listening?!?!)
It will leave dirty socks on the coffee table when you are expecting company.
It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine, all the while dating your current boy/girlfriend behind your back and billing their hotel rendezvous to your Visa card.
It will cause you to run with scissors and throw things in a way that is only fun until someone loses an eye. It will rewrite your backup files, changing all your active verbs to passive tense and incorporating detectable misspellings which grossly change the interpretations of key sentences.
If the "Badtimes" message is opened in a Windows95/98 environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk.
**WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN.**
And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds you'll fart next time you're in church.
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There's also another virus around .. Arachniphobia
This is a very serious virus as it makes you internet browser afraid of the web
I'll get my coat
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Good... :)
And Katie...it was me who drank all the beer (hangs head in shame cos he's too pissed to lift it)
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:mad: BAD BAD BAD PARKSIE!!!!
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It's all right parksie....I bought some more!
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you shouldn't have done that!! parksie should be the one buying after all he drank.....
he was so drunk, I saw him hitting on an ugly transvestite hooker.... no wait... that was before he got drunk... :confused: well, all I can say is he was really drunk ;)
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Wonder Woman rides again.... in a very real sense.
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Oooooh, that would explain the gold bracelets I saw parksie wearing after he finished his business ;)
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AAAARRRRRGGGHHHHHH!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
WHAT HAVE I DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*runs to cliff*
GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD!!!!!!!
*jumps*
*falls*
*still falling*
*even now falling*
*refusing to stop falling*
*falling ever faster*
*faster and faster and fa<<SPLUDGE>>*
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Goodbye parksie
see
you
in
a
better
world
.
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*beep...beep...beep...beep*
*beep...beep beep bip bip bip bipbipbipbipbip beeeeeeeeeeeeeee*
