America -returned alive!

Keen followers of my threads will have noted that I have been on holiday for the last two weeks, beginning with a jaunt to Indiana and encompassing Nashville, Savannah and Chicago.

Early reports indicate that America does have some very interesting and beautiful parts and that, despite mounting evidence to the contrary on this forum, not all of the natives are fat and stupid.

Indeed, I found Georgia and her sister Carolina to be quite alluring. Further details will follow when I have had some sleep.

We like to keep people either fat or stupid, not both. Wouldn't want to keep all of our eggs in one basket.

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Originally Posted by zaza

Keen followers of my threads will have noted that I have been on holiday for the last two weeks, beginning with a jaunt to Indiana and encompassing Nashville, Savannah and Chicago.

Early reports indicate that America does have some very interesting and beautiful parts and that, despite mounting evidence to the contrary on this forum, not all of the natives are fat and stupid.

Indeed, I found Georgia and her sister Carolina to be quite alluring. Further details will follow when I have had some sleep.

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You know they broke Carolina up into North and South, right? Furthermore, North Carolina is better than South, we're bigger and on top -- they're lucky this isn't prison.

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...Further details will follow when I have had some sleep.

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You'll still look like a monkey.
At least you use Orbit!

Fabulous!

:D

Damn, just when I stopped having nightmares.

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Originally Posted by zaza

Indeed, I found Georgia and her sister Carolina to be quite alluring. Further details will follow when I have had some sleep.

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I sincerely hope you're referring to the names of two females...