Police raid at grilkip's house

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GERMAN police broke into a darkened flat fearing they would find a dead body after neighbours complained of a nasty smell seeping out onto the staircase.

The shutters of the apartment had been closed for more than a week and the postbox was filled with uncollected mail.

But instead of a corpse police found a tenant with badly smelling feet asleep in bed next to a pile of foul-smelling laundry, police in the southwestern town of Kaiserslautern said today.

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http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599...-13762,00.html

There is a foul stench in the street outside my flat. I suspect that someone within 20 miles of here has unplugged the filter to his / her colostomy bag.

i don't know how he did it... without clean feet and comfy shoes the rest of the day is a write off.

I thought grilkip was French :confused:

Excellent. It seems my latest invention is operating even better than I had planned. Ahh, the power of messing with time...

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Originally Posted by zaza

There is a foul stench in the street outside my flat. I suspect that someone within 20 miles of here has unplugged the filter to his / her colostomy bag.

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thank u for the lovely visual of that..... :sick:

can some one translate for me? what is a flat?

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Originally Posted by dclamp

can some one translate for me? what is a flat?

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It's what happens on a highway.

ahhhhh

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Originally Posted by dclamp

can some one translate for me? what is a flat?

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flat = apartment in london...
those that are called apartments are the much expensive ones.

They'll have to pry that laundry from my cold dead hands.

Please understand that Orange County is in a parallel universe whereby they do not recieve any of the excellent BBC Broadcasts.

The rest of the US is well versed in British English, having absorbed every episode of "Dr. Who", "Benny Hill", and "Are you Being Served?", directly into our collective mind.



Hmmm,

Anybody from
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch?

:)

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Originally Posted by NotLKH

The rest of the US is well versed in British English, having absorbed every episode of "Dr. Who", "Benny Hill", and "Are you Being Served?", directly into our collective mind.

:)

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What about Blackadder, Monty Python, A bit of Fry and Laurie and Bottom?

So tell me again, Sir Bedemir, how a sheep's bladder may be employed to prevent earthquakes.

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