There once was a man named croad
Who fell in love with VB code
His affection subseeded
When he needed
A function overload!
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There once was a man named croad
Who fell in love with VB code
His affection subseeded
When he needed
A function overload!
Needs more profanity
Old thread... find the ooold one..
There once was a man
who hadn't quite got the hang
of limericks.
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Well, He died
There twice was a man named timeshifter.
He was bored.
So he coded.
And coded.
And coded.
And coded.
And still didn't pay more.
There once was a coder from Spain
For whom enums were a bane
But when he counted
The partitions he'd mounted
His enums became a linear train.
zaza had a fear of structs
For he thought OOP surely sucked
A connection string he'd place
In his database
And an eventarg in his construct
:afrog:
There once was a coder named mendhak
And ASP skills he sure did not lack,
But eyes he had many
And I'll bet you a halfpenny
that bug spotting was one of his nacks.
There once was a coder: Mendhak
Who'll surely be taken aback
To find that his chars
And most of his vars
Have been pushed all at once on the stack
There was once a lowly programmer
Who got promoted but none the richer
Her l33t skills degraded
And when her hair was braided
She nags, "Give me good CODERS not BUGGERS!"
There once was a crazy nerd
who all the jokes he'd heard
but with two computers,
and screens two per,
his eyes suddenly doubled in degredation speed due to the incredible vastness of high resolution LCD brilliance in front of him.
Oh wait, that doesn't work, does it? sorry...
There once was a man named Jewel
he never quite understood a bool
he had a string called "boat"
but never used a float
and then he died from a drug overdose
There once was a man from Crewe,
Whose limericks ended at line 2...
There once was a programming frog,
Who was angered when we said "agog".
So we just let him be,
Remained very PC,
And refrained from calling him a w**.
Incidentally, regarding Oceane's effort, I am pleased to see that her English language lessons include phrases in the vernacular. :thumb:
Fry cracked corn
And bender is great, uh huh
Leela cracked corn
And bender is great, uh huh
Take that you stupid corn!