God: I'm giving you someone to keep you company while you watch the Garden of Eden, but the only thing I have left has a few bugs in it.
Adam: How so?
God: Well, everything you do for her won't be good enough for her, and when she tells you the way she wants things she won't want them that way anymore. She will be full of faults that she will refuse to admit, and won't ever let you forget your mistakes. She will also spend too much of her time putting on make up for you even though you like her better without it, and will always find something to complain about. She will never be satisfied and will spend eternity trying to prove her equility with you, and once she finally realizes that you know she's equal, she will try to make you believe she's superior.
Adam: Anything else?
God: She has some bodily functions that she will easily adapt to but will always use as an excuse for her to complain more than you.
Adam: Does she have any good points.
God: Yes, there will finally be someone around with more flaws than you.
