1. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up put
it down
2. Don't make us guess: we don't have a clue
3. If you ask a question you don't want an answer
to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
4. Sometimes he's not thinking about you. Live
with it!
5. He's never thinking about the 'relationship'.
6. Shopping is not everybody's idea of a good
time.
7. Anything you wear is fine. Really!
8. Your brother is an idiot.
9. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work!
10. No, he doesn't know what day it is. Mark down
anniversaries.
11. Share the bathroom.
12. Share the closet.
13. Yes and no are perfectly acceptable answers.
14. Nothing says loving like a blowjob in the
morning!
15. Don't give us 50 rules when 15 will do.
