When a girl says something, what does she really mean?
Can't we just be friends?
--There is no way in hell I am going to let any part of your body touch mine, again I just need some space without you in it.
Can you help me with my homework?
--If I keep whining, the fool will do it for me.
Do I look fat in this dress?
--We haven't had a fight in a while.
No, pizza's fine.
--Cheap bastard.
I just don't want a boyfriend now.
--I don't want you as a boyfriend right now.
I don't know, what do you want to do?
--I can't believe that you have nothing planned.
Come here.
--My puppy does this too.
I like you but...
--I don't like you.
We're moving too quickly.
--I am not going to sleep with you until I find out if this guy in Bio has a girlfriend.
I'll be ready in a minute.
--I AM ready, but I am going to make you wait because I know you will.
Oh Yes! Right there. Well, near there.
--I just want to get this over with.
I'm just going out with the girls.
--We are gonna get sloppy and make fun of you and your friends.
There's no one else.
--I am doing your brother.
Size doesn't count...
--unless I want an orgasm.
When a guy says something, what does he really mean?
It is just orange juice, try it.
--3 more shots and she'll have her legs around my head.
She's kind of cute.
--I want to bang her till I am blue.
I don't know if I like her.
--She won't blow me.
I need you.
--My hand is tired.
I had her.
--I had (wet dreams about) her all week.
I really want to get to know you better.
--so we can do what I told my friends what we already did.
How do I compare with all your other boyfriends?
--Is my ***** really that small?
You're the only girl I've ever cared about.
--You are the only girl who has not rejected me.
I want you back.
--...for tonight anyway.
We've been through so much together.
--If it was not for you, I never would have lost my virginity.
I miss you so much.
--I am so horny that my roommate is starting to look good.
No, I do not want to dance right now.
--Shoot! She'll know that I have a hard-on.
The break-up should not start for another 24 hours.
--I want to have sex a few more times.
I am different from all the other guys.
--I am not circumcised.
