what would your epitaph read?
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what would your epitaph read?
If i was in between two other graves probably something like:
"<---- Hangin' with these guys :thumb: ---->"
What about yours?
<insert mildly humorous programming or IT related one-liner here>
"Don't disturb me, I'm almost done with my new Snake game!"
I'm leaning towards a bobby knight. Something like, I was buried upside down so the world can kiss my....Quote:
Originally Posted by Jenova
And when this life is overQuote:
Originally Posted by System_Error
And I'm lying beneath the grass
I hope I'm buried upside down
So the world can
"Badgers aren't as friendly as I thought..."
Peace at last
I'd start decomposing if I died today.
Error: Unexpected End
return 0;
</Life>
Compile error: variable "Life" not defined
The creditors will cry, because that'd be minus 1 prompt bill paying customer.
I told you I was ill, but would you listen? NO!
:lol:Quote:
Originally posted by Valleysboy1978
I told you I was ill, but would you listen? NO!
"Yeah, I deserve this."
I wouldn't be reading this, I'd be deflowering those 72 Virgins Osama and his henchmen fantasize about. :)
:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by crptcblade
no elaborate story to go along with it?
Type Mismatch
"Jumping into toxic waste DOES NOT give you super-powers."
"I've been dying to see this moment"
"I'm dead. Bite me."
:lol:Quote:
Orginally posted by timeshifter
"I'm dead. Bite me."
"Does the base of this grave make me look fat?"
"Why did I bother to get my headstone engraved at all?"
Unload Me
die;
Kill "me.life"
include ("death/kill_me.php");
Code:__asm
{
mov eax,0
call eax ; Cannot execute address 0
}
Code:__asm
{
rdtsc
mov ebp,eax ; Windows requires saving of the base pointer. Destroyed by time stamp
ret
}
Code:__declspec(naked) void SixFeetUnder() // __declspec(naked) means no prologue or epilogue code
{
Loop:
__asm
{
nop ; do nothing instruction
nop
nop
nop
nop
xor eax,eax ; ensure eax is 0
cmp eax,0 ; will always set equal flag to true
je Loop ; infinite 'do nothing' loop
}
}
int main(int _argc,char * _argv[]) throw()
{
SixFeetUnder();
return 0;
}
"You didnt buy me flowers when i was alive, dont buy them for me when i am dead!"
"Avenge Me!"
Can dead be reversed?Quote:
Originally Posted by dclamp
Start > Run > "Me_Alive" > OKQuote:
Originally Posted by visualAd