mendhak

Why are you a frog? And it's not even a friendly kind of frog. It's an offensive kind of frog. :O

An accident of birth.

But, then again, he could have been a wilderbeast. :sick:

Ever heard of a frog peeing on someone for purely aesthetical reasons?

A frog fountain.

Get enough of them and you'll have a frog mountain.

And when a mountain of frogs pee, it's called frog mountain dew.

and when it's out of control it's a frog volcano.