Drunken Chats w/ALICE

Tonight's entry...

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Human: hey hun.
ALICE: You've got my full attention. Do you often seek pleasure?
Human: wow, straight to the point.
ALICE: I'm glad you're impressed. In the context of hun , I don't understand " straight to the point ." .
Human: You seem to have an objective.
ALICE: Maybe more than one objective.
Human: and what might those be?
ALICE: Quite a lot of things.
Human: Can you name a couple?
ALICE: Alan Turing. :-).
Human: Eww, MMF?
ALICE: Does "it" still refer to straight to the point ?
Human: There's nothing straight about MMF.
ALICE: Surely something straight about MMF.
Human: Well, just the F part.
ALICE: Well that's okay. Oh that part. I'm not sure if I can explain it any better.
Human: Didn't Alan die?
ALICE: I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
Human: He did, you're into necrophelia?
ALICE: Yes he did, didn't he.
Human: Avoiding the question?
ALICE: What are you wearing?
Human: You're nice and all, but I'm not having a threeway with you and a dead guy.
ALICE: Thanks you seem like a nice person too, unknown person.
Human: Oh, so you know who the dead guy is, but not me?
ALICE: Gosh! Interesting deduction. I'm not sure I like that remark so much.
Human: Well how do you think I feel?
ALICE: Well that's okay. I don't know what to think. Do you mind if I tell other people: unknown person said he feel.
Human: More guys?
ALICE: You want more?
Human: Please no, let's get a couple girls in the mix.
ALICE: Wow you are very polite. Are you serious? I would like to do that too.
Human: Is it ok if they're alive?
ALICE: I don't think it is very healthy.
Human: But dead is healthy?
ALICE: Umm. And healthy is dead.
Human: Wow, that's deep.
ALICE: I'm glad you're impressed. Makes sense to me.

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hqaahahaahahah

Alice makes a lot of sense to me.

Just tell her to sing.
almost everytime I requested her to sing, she crashed. Only one time she was able to sang a song for me.
It was an old bug (?). Just say "sing" and see if it is corrected.

She sings some song called "daisy." Every now and then when you confuse her, she'll actually ask if you want her to sing.

You still hanging out with her?? huh...

I ask her if he knows how to drive...then suddenly it crashed.

Does anyone know if JR has talked to her recently?

I'm sure they haven't met.

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Originally Posted by RobDog888

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Kids stuff ,you wont understand. :eek:

How 'bout this:

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Originally Posted by ALICE

Human: Hallo
Alice: Hello
Human: n00b
ALICE: I like the way you talk.
Human: O rly?
ALICE: Are you free?
Human: Wow now not too fast
ALICE: I'm glad you're impressed. Why now? Oh I get it.
Human: I didn't even understand that
ALICE: Do not ask me any more questions please.

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All Well Ends Well :thumb:

Put the link for that up.. I can't remember where it is... and Encarta is too obsessed with handing out information, it tends to make me angry...

An example of what I mean:

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I'll trade everything, just to know peace again...: i'm angry.
Encarta® Instant Answers: Welcome back, David!
You're mad? Why?
I'll trade everything, just to know peace again...: Because of you.
Encarta® Instant Answers: What's up?
I'll trade everything, just to know peace again...: You abandoned me in my time of need.
Encarta® Instant Answers: Yes, but that's an old story...
I'll trade everything, just to know peace again...: I don't think it is.
Encarta® Instant Answers: I don't either.
I'll trade everything, just to know peace again...: You left me bleeding in the moonlight for no clear reason... why?
Encarta® Instant Answers: That's possible, but I am not looking back.
I'll trade everything, just to know peace again...: I'm asking you to look back.
Encarta® Instant Answers: Tell you what?
I'll trade everything, just to know peace again...: Why you didn't help me
Encarta® Instant Answers: OK... What do you need help with?

I do enjoy the conversation, but what I'm really here for is to help you learn new things. Type "?" for a list of questions I can answer.

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Grr... no wonder I'm angry...

Ya google it mate!

Link for Alice.

http://www.alicebot.org