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There is a new medical device I am going to talk to my doctor about that attaches below my knee and sends shocks to my right leg to make the muscles work that have atrophied from Foot drop caused by my spinal injury. Sweet. I have also talked to someone about some experimental surgically implanted electrodes or something into my spine to help deal with pain. Call me the Million Dollar man!!! naa naa naa naa naa naa
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Shocking...
Sit in a tub of copper sulphate while they do it.
I am going to have an arm cannon installed too like Mega Man
Or Samus... I think Samus's was cooler... it could change into a rocket launcher...
Good to see you've got your leg on the pulse of modern technology. :afrog:Quote:
Originally Posted by Cander
Just make sure to tell the doctors "If I'm jumping around in there, it's cos I'm excited and want more power".
You might mutate into a disgusting, hairy, evil monster with ....oh wait is this your second appointment?
I am Cyborg! Resistance is necessary!
Sounds good. Have them integrate your ipod somehow.
Well I already suffer from Music Psycosis. You know when you just can't get that song out of your head?
Earworms.
"BY YOUR COMMAND"
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thats me
I once had acupuncture made along with a little electrical pulse going through the needle, it worked wonders to take away pain I had on my left knee.
Will this medical device act as a "medicin" or a device you will always have to use?Quote:
Awesome. I get to get electricuted!
On the other side?
Do you have to pay? Well, I'll do it cheaper for you. Or lett me put it this way. I used to kill people for money, but you my friend, I kill you for nothing.
It is a device I will always have to wear, at least until maybe it repairs some of the atrophy in the muscles after prolonged use.
I prefer to live on in immortality.
On a related note, anyone mind if I have Sandpaper installed for my BIOS in my neural net?
Just tell me how it works. I'm considering the same move.
Don't eat any semtex before you go for the therapy.
How did you get FootDrop?
It's a prison thing.
Not asking...
Spinal StenosisQuote:
Originally Posted by mendhak
"The deadly spore with the funny name"tm
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Originally Posted by wossname
You will not be spared when my Cyborg army conquers Earth
If by army you mean group of imaginary friends...
How did you get SpinalStenosis?Quote:
Originally Posted by Cander
I was BornWithIt
Oh snap! Insulted.Quote:
Originally Posted by timeshifter
Beware of solar flares, dude! :afrog:
Ain't that the truth.
They tend to wreak havoc on cybernetic systems...
But only 1 second before they are about to end the world.Quote:
Originally Posted by timeshifter
And get some killer rims :thumb:
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Originally Posted by mendhak
Only in movies
"There is not a second to lo-..."Quote:
Originally Posted by mendhak
I assume this will be repeated shocks. If so, don't let them go too fast, or else it will hertz too much.
Stay current with the technique, and give them no resistence. Then you'll be 'ohm free. Just be sure you know what's watt.
I didn't know you had a capacity for such circuitous ramblings.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shaggy Hiker
I think this treatment has much potential.