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Thou shalt count to one, no more, no less. One shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be one. Three shalt thou not count, neither count thou two. Four is right out. Once the number one, being the first number, be reached, then changeth thou thy Holy Lightbulb of Antioch, who, being naughty in my sight, shall be illuminated by it.
:rofl:
Woulda been better had you stuck to 3... and quoted it word for word...
It doesn't take 3. It takes one. The same guy can do all the things required to cange a lightbulb...
He can fetch a chair to stand on AND go down to the cupboard under the stairs to fetch a new bulb AND insert the new bulb ALL AT THE SAME TIME. He can also schedule this to be done automatically later when he is out to lunch.
But this way is funnier...Quote:
Originally Posted by timeshifter
-tg