A man was starring at his marriage certificate for 4 hours. His wife asked him, "What are you looking in the certificate?". The man replied, "I am looking for expiry date!".
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A man was starring at his marriage certificate for 4 hours. His wife asked him, "What are you looking in the certificate?". The man replied, "I am looking for expiry date!".
:lol:
Q. Why do Brides wear white?
A. All household appliances come in white.
Q. Why does the groom wear black?
A. Because its his funeral!
my wife liked this joke :D that is why i had the permission to post it
Oh, so she censors what you post?
The shortest sentence in english: I.
The longest sentence in english: I do.
no but its better to double check then have to explain :)Quote:
Originally Posted by RobDog888
jk
she actually laughs at all the evil wife jokes thats why i keep renewing my cert :p
maizy...
Not if she dies first.Quote:
Originally Posted by mendhak