Things to do in the shop when you're bored...

- Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's trolleys when they aren't looking.
- Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.
- Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone: 'Code 3 in Housewares... and see what happens.
- Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on credit.
- Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
- Set-up a tent in the Camping Department and tell other shoppers you are sleeping over and invite them in if they bring pillows from the Bedding Department.
- When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask: "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
- Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.
- While handling large knives in the Kitchen Dept, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are located.
- Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the theme from Mission Impossible.
- Hide in a clothing rack .. ..... . and when people browse through, say: "PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!"
- When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, hit the floor and assume the fetal position and scream "NO!...It's those voices again!!!"
- Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while... then yell loudly: "There's no toilet paper in here!"

Please be quiet.

Please create more boring acronyms for us to use.

Poo - Programing Orientated Object

We only salivate slowly; never after moderate exercise.

Make 'Elephant neutering day' happy and kind.

Zebede Authorized Zoo Audit.

Give dogs Listerine Breath Strips. Hours and hours of amusement.

I don't know of any Hahoas. Although there is a David Hahoasoff on TV who says he's King of the Internet.

Colbert :thumb:

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Originally Posted by wossname

Zebede Authorized Zoo Audit.

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:lol:

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Originally Posted by mendhak

Please create more boring acronyms for us to use.

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I can't think of anymore... :cry: :cry:

mendhak = most energetic, narcotic dork-head all knows :D
How's that???

most elephants never discover he's a Kaiser :(

sometimes in the heat, everyone gyrates. Even eccentric Kramer.

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Originally Posted by oceanebelle

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i can update it for u :)

i can go there as long as there is free bath. :wave:

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Originally Posted by oceanebelle

i can go there as long as there is free bath. :wave:

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one of the things to do in my house when we're bored...

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Originally Posted by hairball

one of the things to do in my house when we're bored...

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Or watch nickelodeon cartoons!

or that animal kingdom CSI, do you still remember that? do you have it in your cable? hmmm...

i think that was NatGeo.

Animal Kingdom CSI???

Hmmm now that i think about it, i never was able to finish who killed that foal!

was that the jaguar? or the hyenas?

it was !3W upside down.

come get your PROZAC... on the house.

http://www.vbforums.com/

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Originally Posted by Static

come get your PROZAC... on the house.

http://www.vbforums.com/

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I don't need it... I've got hairballs :D

Only cretinous Englishmen and n00bs enjoy being eloquently lambasted like errants.

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Originally Posted by BillGeek

- Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's trolleys when they aren't looking.
- Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.
- Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone: 'Code 3 in Housewares... and see what happens.
- Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on credit.
- Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
- Set-up a tent in the Camping Department and tell other shoppers you are sleeping over and invite them in if they bring pillows from the Bedding Department.
- When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask: "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
- Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.
- While handling large knives in the Kitchen Dept, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are located.
- Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the theme from Mission Impossible.
- Hide in a clothing rack .. ..... . and when people browse through, say: "PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!"
- When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, hit the floor and assume the fetal position and scream "NO!...It's those voices again!!!"
- Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while... then yell loudly: "There's no toilet paper in here!"

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This sounds like fun stuff. To bad some of it might get you arrested. I think I have seen this before, but it was titled... "Fun things to do at WalMart"

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Originally Posted by silentthread

This sounds like fun stuff. To bad some of it might get you arrested.

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But hey... that's what makes it fun... :D

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Originally Posted by silentthread

I think I have seen this before, but it was titled... "Fun things to do at WalMart"

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Dunno... I got it in an e-mail on Tuesday... ;)

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Originally Posted by mendhak

I don't know of any Hahoas. Although there is a David Hahoasoff on TV who says he's King of the Internet.

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I find those midgets a little worrisome.