Hairball, please accompany me

Dear Hairball,

I am going to the washroom. Please accompany me. You may stand at the sink and wash your dandruff-filled self.

Sincerely,
Yours Truly.

PS: I will throw you hairy snacks if you agree.

We miss you, hairball. Before you joined, our lives were mediocre and dull. After you joined, our lives became pointless like yours.


PS: If you do not accompany me, I will kick Chucky! And maybe kill him and skewer him and serve him to you as a snack.

It would give mei joy if you acknowledged.

i'm here! :)

Will you accompany me?

Join the dark side... press that button... you know you want to.

where off?

Off to Bantayan.

have you ever gotten out of a cold shower and felt almost lighter than before?

No, but I've gotten out of a shower and fallen flat on my ass. Or fallen on my flat ass, what difference does it make?

klutz

Dork.

muppet!

Sloth!

Queer

Converter.

xferer

OpFor! EVERYBODY DOWN NOW!

Charlie TL, get your men to that corner MOVE MOVE GO NOW!

GIVE ME COVERING FIRE, we need to get that man to a casevac.

lighting and thunder here and there... :shivers:

i'm stuck at work. huhuhu :cry:

my 24 hours is up

I'm still here!!!

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Originally Posted by mendhak

We miss you, hairball. Before you joined, our lives were mediocre and dull. After you joined, our lives became pointless like yours.


PS: If you do not accompany me, I will kick Chucky! And maybe kill him and skewer him and serve him to you as a snack.

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Agnes will curse you for this!

heh, you just made that as an excuse to post. .you can't get a straight day of no sleeping w/o posting to forums since you joined!

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Originally Posted by oceanebelle

heh, you just made that as an excuse to post. .you can't get a straight day of no sleeping w/o posting to forums since you joined!

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Why do you think that everyone is making excuses???

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Originally Posted by BillGeek

Why do you think that everyone is making excuses???

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because it's a proven fact and has been backed up by a research paper funded by the DFA( Defartment of Foreign Anomalies )

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Originally Posted by oceanebelle

because it's a proven fact and has been backed up by a research paper funded by the DFA( Defartment of Foreign Anomalies )

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Where do you get all of this nonsense?

in the DFA of course...

and just so we are clear it's the Defartment of Foreign Anomalies.

I get a regular subscription on email, textmail, snailmail, elephantmail, catmail, dogmail... you get the picture right?

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Originally Posted by oceanebelle

in the DFA of course...

and just so we are clear it's the Defartment of Foreign Anomalies.

I get a regular subscription on email, textmail, snailmail, elephantmail, catmail, dogmail... you get the picture right?

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Cool. How can I subscribe?

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Originally Posted by BillGeek

Cool. How can I subscribe?

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exclusive for members.. but if you really want to know, you must learn how to fart in 2 second intervals for an hour. :afrog: and the DFA raiding team complete in their raiding fart mask shall be there to guide you through the membership process ;)

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Originally Posted by oceanebelle

exclusive for members.. but if you really want to know, you must learn how to fart in 2 second intervals for an hour. :afrog: and the DFA raiding team complete in their raiding fart mask shall be there to guide you through the membership process ;)

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Cool. So once I get to master the art, how do I get hold of the DFA???

Did you or did you not read what I posted?

It says there THEY will find YOU!... they have radars in their HQ that would detect FART clouds from as far as PLUTO!!! ;) so don't worry. :D

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Originally Posted by oceanebelle

Did you or did you not read what I posted?

It says there THEY will find YOU!... they have radars in their HQ that would detect FART clouds from as far as PLUTO!!! ;) so don't worry. :D

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Sorry, didn't bring my glasses to work today... :cool:

Where is hairy potter?

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Originally Posted by hairball

Where is hairy potter?

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Who cares?

I'm trying to track him down for u know who...

ahhh... I see now...

Hairy Potter should've died before his parents were born.

I never saw that stupid movie anyway. It's a load of ...............

yah yah and i go take my dogs and myself a bath now...