Two coffy Hai-ya...er Haiku

One coffy at home.
Another coffy at work.
different brands. yuk.

Overpriced coffee
Starbucks thinks we are stupid
We have proven them :)

I prefer some tea.
Why "coffee shops", not "tea shops".
Is there a bias?

We get free coffee.
They only get generic.
Where's the espresso?

Dogs eat their own poop.
Well I have never done that.
What about you, woss?

Coffee is better
Than drinking warm doggie pee
But not by too much

There once was a coder named Hack
Who, at haikus, had a crack
The rhyming was coarse
I hadn't seen worse
So I gave him a terrifying smack

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Originally Posted by mendhak

There once was a coder named Hack
Who, at haikus, had a crack
The rhyming was coarse
I hadn't seen worse
So I gave him a terrifying smack

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Haikus convey thoughts
Following not a set scheme
Five Seven Five, see?

Any moron can
make haikus just stop at the
seventeenth syllab.

Quote:

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Originally Posted by mendhak

Any moron can
make haikus just stop at the
seventeenth syllab.

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I am Hack The Great
Creator of memories
Not just any moron

All I remember
of you is a function called
public void memory()

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Hack

Coffee is better
Than drinking warm doggie pee
But not by too much

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I agree with this.

Quote:

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Originally Posted by mendhak

There once was a coder named Hack
Who, at haikus, had a crack
The rhyming was coarse
I hadn't seen worse
So I gave him a terrifying smack

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No offence Hack, but that was :lol:

All your done-to-death
Self-referential haikus
Are belong to us.