I just increased my breast size by 50%....
no wait, nevermind.
They are still the same size.
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I just increased my breast size by 50%....
no wait, nevermind.
They are still the same size.
Breasts!
I wish I had though of that alt. Although I did have Ted as an avatar once.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.../nmooved26.xml
Maybe the cows were trying to get to the udder side.
Udderly silly thread.
Dude, don't say udder. You need to milk the joke and come up with a few cheesy puns of your own.
I almost had a cow when I saw that page title. Although I was disappointed the story had no cliffhanger.Quote:
Originally Posted by mendhak
I Weighed up the possibilities of posting a pun, but it would be bad it would my blood Curdle
That's just bull.
It's a tHORNy issue.Quote:
Originally Posted by FunkyDexter
Although I have no BEEF with it
In fact I'm positively over the MOOn.
I CUD come up with a few more, wouldn'CHEW like that?
Perhaps we should STEER this thread in another direction
Ah penagate, you're always the CATTLE-ist for change. I'd do it, but I'm afriad I'd end up a laughing STOCK.
Shouldn't we do this tomorrow though? I think it's way PASTURE bed time.
mendhak always has his answers down pat.
***???
This is a joke thread.
You're not really supposed to be posting here.
I'm gonna have to call the authorities.
Moo.