Just thought I'd let you in on the little secret.
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Just thought I'd let you in on the little secret.
:afrog:
And then you die...
Life sucks, and is therefore the source of gravity.
There's a gentle curb up ahead...
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Originally Posted by mendhak
I thought that just meant it was RUDI on a friday night with nothing better to do.
Life sucks if i won't be permitted to do c0d at work.
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAHHHHH!
i n33d 2 c0d!
Be Positive
I'm positive that life sucks. :afrog:Quote:
Originally Posted by shakti5385
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Be Positive
It is My Blood Group
Ha
Haaaaaaaaaa
All the best
I'm only going to say this once...Quote:
Originally Posted by shakti5385
If you want to keep your job here, lay off the drugs.
Life is good, people suck.
Be Positive Yaar
You have to pay them for that though, don't you Bonk?Quote:
Originally Posted by Bonker Gudd
So doe’s my ex wife apparently? :D
How to english plz?Quote:
Originally Posted by spud
no gut spool chuck!
Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Walk beside me and be my friend!
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
On a related subject - the slowest form of death is good health.
If that makes me throw up, I'm leaning towards your side.Quote:
Originally Posted by shakti5385
“Most people think life sucks, and then you die. Not me. I beg to differ. I think life sucks, then you get cancer, then your dog dies, your wife leaves you, the cancer goes into remission, you get a new dog, you get remarried, you owe ten million dollars in medical bills but you work hard for thirty-five years and you pay it back and then -- one day -- you have a massive stroke, your whole right side is paralyzed, you have to limp along the streets and speak out of the left side of your mouth and drool but you go into rehabilitation and regain the power to walk and the power to talk and then -- one day -- you step off a curb at Sixty-seventh Street, and BANG you get hit by a city bus and then you die. Maybe.”
;)
Screw paying it back. I would first move to another country.Quote:
Originally Posted by shakti5385
Life only sucks after u get married, cause then when some hot girl hits on u, u cant do anything about it cause guilt kicks in and reminds u that u are married and have a kid and that u dont want to lose your cars, kid, house, and all the stuff in it.
The day your life sucks and you put a gun in your mouth, 2 minutes later they'll have your lotto numbers on the TV, some hot chick will call you and ask you out, your boss will call in with a promotion and your parents will call and apologize for making Childhood suck.