Bad Writing contest

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(Not to be confused with The Golden Chair)
(Although The Golden Chair would be perfect there)


Martin's bellow resounded through the neighborhood like a corn-dog induced borborygmy in a woolly mammoth's stomach, not that he knew what a mammoth was, or borborygmy for that matter, but he was quite puzzled as to why a mammoth would be eating a corn dog thousands of years before it was invented, a thought which he dismissed immediately as "random bellowings."

What idiot even dares to classify that as "bad". This is approaching Norrisesque levels of awesome.

I have added my own feeble attempts to produce a work as moving as that. I fear I shall be swept asunder by the noisome beauty of the other entrants.

photosh0p paints a thousand words.

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Originally Posted by oceanebelle

photosh0p paints a thousand words.

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In 1940, Chuck Norris did something that impressed everyone.

:afrog:

Roflmao...

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Originally Posted by crptcblade

In 1940, Chuck Norris did something that impressed everyone.

:afrog:

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Yes, but in those days the word "awesome" had not yet been invented, so the public's awe manifested itself as eggnog.

Chuck Norris despises eggnog. He prefers to drink petrol.





I, however, do not believe in Chuck Norris. This has oft been recorded.

But you believe in ME. Oft recorded.

:eek: You again!

Du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du...

:eek: Him again.