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I am all alone in the office for 3 weeks :cry: :cry:
There are people downstairs but I am going to be soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo bored :( :(
I fear that I will go strange (stranger than usual) and start trying to call Andrea Corr on her landline, after the court order I am no longer allowed on the same planet as her hence my office it on the moon. Maybe the green aliens will help me out...
SEEEEE thats what I mean and thats only after one day :eek: :eek:
Go buy a volleyball and paint a face on it. That seems to work.
Or even better bring a PSP or DS into work :D
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
interesting idea :afrog:
It's Wilson! Aaaaaaah
Go through everybody else's desks for future leverage.
:afrog:
:afrog: now THAT'S a good idea!
U could also
Tape the reciever buttons on their phones.
Fill their desks with styrofoam peanuts
superglue their mouses to the desks
Switch monitor cables with neighbors ;)
Switch mice cables with other neighbors :D
Switch Keyboard cables with other other neighbors :eek:
Wilson is offended at your previous comment Darts...Quote:
Originally Posted by Darts
However, the suggestions in this thread are great :D For getting a warning...
Remove the stuffing from their chairs and replace with whoopy cushions :, then stitch back up so they cannot remove them :D.
Fill their office with balloons...all the way to the ceiling!
Unbolt their chairs and put a dead elephant under their table.
Take one roller off of each chair.
That doesn't actually affect the 5 pronged ones :oQuote:
Originally Posted by Shaggy Hiker
3 weeks is quite a long time dog, be sure to bring a bone and a pogo stick. :afrog:
Download pron on your colleagues computers. Any trouble and you can wave the net logs at them.
Bring a tv and watch the World Championship during work.
hmmmm I intend to still have my job by the end of the 3 weeks :afrog:
Maybe I should fill all the office chairs with inflatable people :lol:
I thought you said you wanted to retain your job.
But not the ones from your personal collection ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by BodwadUK
No they need to be washed
If you want I will send you some Andrea Corr wannabes. :afrog:
wow now there is an offer :lol:
Wilson is the alter ego of my friend Sam Wilson..... can you imagine having a volleyball for your alter-ego?
Quite frankly, no. But, in his case... Yes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Darts
Scott's alter-ego is a pirate. *giggle*
I don't have an alter ego ::farts::
There's one very major and obvious problem with that. Since he'd be the only one left in the building at the time...Quote:
Originally Posted by penagate
Subscribe your boss to "bolivian-circus-midget-foot-fetish-with-associated-astrology.alt.news".
lol or just to all political newsletters like the Labour party, conservatives ,BNP etc
One minute! No we already did subscribe another very 'Labour' office member to the 'Conservatives' newsletter :afrog: :lol: