Three word story compiled

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The old goat from north asia did a big ape like burp whil retaining his wind ready for a dramatic fart. but it wasn't long before, Spaticvs one there was a spectacular worrior That was a badly constructed sentence. Mendhak was right! So was Lou! Splurge!!! Splurge!!! Splurge!!! Giggle!! Giggle!! Giggle!! went the Pig... I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow you. Mendhak smoked tweed , tossed salad, and three-eyed fish that smelt like day old tweed which happened to a three word cat named wossy who liked to Kill His XBox!!! "die Xbox Die!!!!!!" Dead Xbox Dead!!! And wossy cried. "Why Xbox why? Bye XbNa, bye!! Forty years later got another XBox which didn't work and smelt of stale fish oil. So then wossy rode his bike into mendhaks buttocks. Mendhak screamed for little bo peeps who were playing spin the bottle in the garden while stabbing mendhak's tail with a two pronged doppleganger powered by a wind up toy that had Duracell. Why did they eat the manure from the ground? No-one knew, except the old-man, that wise old homosexual senior citizen. The sun exploded, it was caused by Phill64's hairy encounter with the star crossed Jedi. wearing rubber knickers and grammatically challenged. person who could ignore punctuation marks and just go without uttering obscenities at that poor , poor, wise, old, . Three word sentance. Then they buried the limp frog in Abhijit's ears. Mendhak was mortified by Abhijit's nostrils, which were leaking fat-free chocolate pudding. Mendhak started to devour it with a large spoon shaped like a large, veined dildo. (also chocolate). He then farted on the flying squirel who claimed that it smelt like hot lamb curry soaked in stale decomposing, fat soaked freshly tapped ale. Meanwhile MartinLiss was on his way to massage his extremely large and soup like sachet when he found a spam sandwich covered in sticky sticky goo, so he burned his sandwich with a Fedex parcel holder Need Medical Attention Suddenly, kilobytes exploded covering him in 404 errors and unknown exceptions. Do animals speak french, while reading the cereal box. Derivatives of VisualAd say Merry Chistmas while dancing on a flattened airplane toilet. Bumping stupid threads while I ate people who were asking questions about Christmas inhibited n00bies that were named Prancer, Donner, Blitzen ? and Ambi.t. They died. the end. visualAd cried it's never over! visualAd sung, killing is what bush fhad k didn't ? ? ? Fahad k is confused, visualad is amused, NoteMe is a moose. with bad humor and bad breath that spews flames and bad grammer, and bad spellng. spellIng dat is........ After remembering to check his pocket it appeared that he had to seductively dance salsa while shaking his magic eightball hoping that RobDog would enroll in counting classes thats 4 words wossy can't count continue the story the story ended but went on to abruptly. Then the twist which made beavers turn in their well Lubricated cave without the need to shave their coarse hairy beavers, ate snickers bar tasted like tar. The leprechaun said "Eat my shorts, you dirty beavers" My server broke! His codebank size fried hard drives with extra cheese that had spoiled after Mendhak poisoned NoteMe's candy by chewing on his redskin when suddenly it burst forth on visualAd's face like ketchup on thread is dead what he said Come to bed all in red then said Fred "Don't ever let it be said thread is dead We need new content and through the woods, grandmother,red riding hood and the wolf they play golf with each others brown golf balls. Oh the torment, boom boom boom. "what was that?" asked the cat with furry whiskers and a head my salami popped an oozing liquid which was blue with pink ruffles and bloody snow of pig's snout and frozen peas. One day the big red button Happy New Years walked 10 miles and reached the unix server bank only to find three bytes short of a quadrateramegagigabyte. But got lost counting those bytes but lost count because the keyboard was rearranged by the demented, evil, son of a mutated retard with pink over coat because he wanted to rule the unix server bank Now enters Mr. Bettlleguts who likes his hashbrowns roasted in badger fat until crisp and spicy hot like the way your sugary cinnamon cakes satisfy your lust Thread doesnt die!!! Fahad speaks Gibbberish!!! like a virgin like our Bodwad as if anybody took a chance with that mutt to jump of the very tall and falling building(!) with frixs avatar and grilkips cows and visualAds spleen they summoned the earthworms that conquered galactic empire that realized its peanut

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God some of you people need to learn English.

ROFLMAO... ehehehehe.

Is somebody feeling bored? :lol:

hmmmmmmmmmmm....

How long did it take you to put all those posts together P?

I c my name twice.Does that make me the hero of the story?

mendhak's name is there 8 times, that doesn't mean he's the hero though. :p

just trying out something....

He plays my pet frog.:D

:o omg

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He then farted on the flying squirel who claimed that it smelt like hot lamb curry soaked in stale decomposing, fat soaked freshly tapped ale.

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Best.... line.... ever..... :p

:D omg.

:wave: omg

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Originally Posted by si_the_geek

How long did it take you to put all those posts together P?

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about half an hour :D