Dead bodies are creepy

Just thought I'd throw that out there.

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Not when you get to know them intimately.

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Originally Posted by wossname

Not when you get to know them intimately.

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Speaking by experience ???

Wossy I have told you before!!!! I WASNT DEAD, I JUST WASNT IN THE MOOD!!!!

Yes you were. You were giving me all the right signals, the pastey skin, sunken eyes and swollen bed sores.

Its the carpet burns that kept me from sleeping the night before

The burning itch you have in your rear is not from the carpet hon'



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Originally Posted by wossname

Yes you were. You were giving me all the right signals, the pastey skin, sunken eyes and swollen bed sores.

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I am really getting worried about you Wossy.
Maybe you should get out a bit more. Have a rest.

Dead bodies are insteresting. If any of you die, please have your body shipped to me.

Sorry...i dont want my body to be abused.

I leave the buse to my pet mice.

Ya its the 'a' part that i m worried bt.

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Originally Posted by crptcblade

Dead bodies are creepy.

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They're not so creepy when you have your way with them. :bigyello:

Interesting fact of the day:

Dead bodies never fail to hit their targets, especially homeless people.

Dead bodies are scary if they are your neighbor. :(


I remembered I did not even look into the coffin, when someone near dies. :(

And even more if he is at your neighbouring desk.

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What kind of office is that??!!!! :eek:

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Originally Posted by oceanebelle

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What kind of office is that??!!!! :eek:

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Typical Japanese, that's what. :lol:

Surely they would notice the smell. :ehh:

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Originally Posted by visualAd

Surely they would notice the smell. :ehh:

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They neglected to mention that he was also a programmer.

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Originally Posted by mendhak

They neglected to mention that he was also a programmer.

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:lol: :lol: Yeah, it's the smell that lets me know that my co-worker is still alive :lol: He doesn't make any noise, though, so you never know when your next breath should have been your last. :sick:

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Originally Posted by oceanebelle

Dead bodies are scary if they are your neighbor. :(


I remembered I did not even look into the coffin, when someone near dies. :(

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They are really cold too and they taste like formaldehyde.

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Originally Posted by mendhak

Interesting fact of the day:

Dead bodies never fail to hit their targets, especially homeless people.

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You been launching deceased itinerants at your enemies again?

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to notice it......even if you are dead.

Dead bodies creak aswell